<p>Soadquake wait! If there are lines <em>between</em> persuading, bribing, and flirting, that’s a maximum of two lines! You can’t possibly cross three!</p>
<p>Well, if you set it up as a venn diagram, you get many more than three lines. </p>
<p>You all get what I meant. XD</p>
<p>Conversely if there are lines among persuading, bribing, and flirting, then we’re dealing with a three dimensional coordinate system, and that can become rather confusing.</p>
<p>Haha, only MIT applicants can manage to turn a simple statement into venn diagrams and 3D coordinate system.</p>
<p>LOLOL. This thread is so full of win, I can hardly stand it.</p>
<p>Crap, I don’t even remember getting an email :o</p>
<p>Well, if you deal with the fact that up to 11 dimensions exist, the folds in the fourth dimension can create infinitely many lines between persuading, bribing, and flirting! We merely have to visit the fifth dimension, jump across to arrive at a different timeline, and alter the definitions of the three words!</p>
<p>Of course, this would be impossible in Soviet Russia, since you don’t define the words; rather, the words define you.</p>
<p>Oh my god. Yes. Soviet Russia jokes. We need more of them here. :D</p>
<p>In Soviet Russia, system has access to you!</p>
<p>In Soviet Russia, reply posts YOU!</p>
<p>In Soviet Russia, MIT gets accepted by you! </p>
<p>Oh man, that would be awesome.</p>
<p>In Soviet Russia, string theory solves you!</p>
<p>In Soviet Russia, bad jokes state you!</p>
<p>In Soviet Russia, Science tries YOU!</p>
<p>In Soviet Russia, thread ends you!</p>
<p>So… I’m actually <em>from</em> Soviet Russia. Those jokes stopped being funny a really long time ago. :|</p>
<p>In Soviet Russia, jokes laugh at you! </p>
<p>Oh, wait… sorry XD</p>
<p>If it’s not Cambridge Massachusetts I don’t care. LOL</p>