<p>Anyone else bothered by the whole “like this status and i’ll tell you my like, dislike, first impression, confession blahblahblah” -_- it’s bombarding my newsfeed and especially the people who’s wall post appears all over the place!</p>
<p>^^ I cannot stand those either. They are polluting my feeds with stupid things such as “dislike: tht we donttt talk anymore. confession: i misss youu we neeed to hang soon! <3” when the person who wrote that obviously has no intention of hanging out with the person that they wrote it about. haha. </p>
<p>Even this is not really a status, it is one of those things that you can like, and this is one that I find incredibly cheesy:
“there are plenty of fish in da sea, but you are my nemoooo :)”</p>
<p>my new facebook status is</p>
<p>“” I recently spent three months in a psychiatric hospital. I think the world would be a better place if we were allowed to be more open about our struggles. “”</p>
<p>i wonder how it will go over with people. i guess i shouldn’t care that much, by the nature of the thing.</p>
<p>Daily schedule statuses</p>
<p>3:10 - Going to get my nails done!
3:16 - OMG getting my nails done!
3:19 - Got my nails done! Will upload pix l8r!!!
3:25 - Pix of my nails are up!
3:26 - OMG comment my pix! I will love you xoxoxox</p>
<p>^That was for real. On my newsfeed. Verbatim.</p>
<p>^That made me giggle. Thanks. LOL</p>
<p>Statuses that use Ebonics to the point of being indecipherable **** me off. No one with an education higher than 4th Grade can read your status.</p>
<p>People who abuse smilies. I have a friend that uses smilies in EVERY SINGLE message or status she sends. I can hear the poor wink with tongue out smilie’s cries.</p>
<p>Status that make no sense or use numbers as letters or an exclamation point as an “I” and an at symbol as an “A”
“jfkldjslfjlsf !'m Anrg!. M! M@ M@de Me cle@n my r00m.”</p>
<p>Not only Airplanes lyrics, but variations on the song as well:
On the Forth of July: “Can we pretend that FIREWORKS in the night sky are like shooting stars?!”</p>
<p>“Good Morning Facebook” and “Goodnight Facebook” statuses.
Just… why? Your strange attachment to a website disturbs me. </p>
<p>TwitterStatuses.
No, I do not care that you just went to Chuck E. Cheese’s. Stop telling me what you are doing every minute of the day. </p>
<p>Statuses Pandering for likes and Comments.
“Like this statues and I’ll rate you from 1-10!”
“Every one Comment on my status! GO!!!111111”</p>
<p>I have a number of friends who type like this: yo homedzzy dat ■■■ waz off da chizzainnn. Ohmahgawd lyk I waz sew drunk laz nite and i juz wntd ta letch’all kno how fking crazee datsht waz ya diggumz? ;;~ [lildrizzay]</p>
<p>I find those cheesy song lyrics and quotes really annoying. And I really hate when people whine about how their life sucks and that they are try to be strong and how people are breaking their hearts and whatnot… rather pathetic because it is quite clear that all they are hoping to gain is sympathy -_-</p>