<p>My mom is making a pie
With lots of butter
I’m so fly
I’m looking at the shutter
Speeds of popping cameras
Cuz what I want for Hannukah
Is a new point-and-shoot, brotha!</p>
<p>OK that was really awful. : O</p>
<p>lmao u guys are so awesmexDDDDDDDDD</p>
<p>I’m coming after ya
Bite yo neck like dracula
Flip you like a spatula
I’m spectacular</p>
<p>None of y’all can be as fly as K-E-V,
Like BoB i’ll be in the sky, you see,
Rappin cricles round you but without the wrap,
Fat like paying for two, body scanner, it’s a trap,
I’ve been runnin this game since I was just two,
More bolt, not gay, standing out like 26 pt., too
Before it’s all said and done, hear the fat lady sing,
Just know I’m hot like fire, right like fox, bing</p>
<p>While reading this im smirking,
now i want some turkey,
just got off of work,
and got yelled at by a jerk.</p>
<p>haha fail…:P</p>
<p>Sick with it like diseases
Flowing on my pieces
Might as well worship me like I’m Jesus
I spit fire because I’m so hot
Hotter than the devil so best believe I took that dude’s spot
So high that the world looks like a ****ing ant
But I keep running as you tire, pant pant</p>
<p>bump… let’s get our lyricism going.</p>
<p>Hey diddle diddle
The cat played his fiddle
He was homo just a little
Had a feminine giggle
And was fat with a jiggle
When he walked he made a ripple
That gave everyone a tickle
His mind was very fickle
But he liked to hear riddles
He paid a few nickels
Into my hand I let them trickle
He gave a little whistle
Like a gangsta would forizzle
He said he might pay triple
I was liking that fo’ shizzle
So just listen here bizzle</p>
<p>bump…</p>
<p>Yeah this thread was a fail.</p>
<p>Thread was even more of an ultra fail.</p>
<p>Kinda like fail whale off of twitter.
Or that old bitter man from inception.
Who could incept through the mind.
and exercise his right to express how he feels inside.
But, now it’s too wide, too thick, it won’t fit through the door.
What, you thought, i’d say a whore?
Maybe i should kill the b**** and send her to the coroner.</p>
<p>i think mit wins</p>