<p>Took the Sat in sophomore year, made a 2340 with no prep.
Got soo much free time from getting ahead in classes and not worrying about sat that I wrote a book and raised 5,000$ in charity funds</p>
<p>Oh wait…LIEE ABOUT your life</p>
<p>Oh…
Well…just the opposite of what I said then…>.></p>
<p>I’m 6’11, 250, and currently have offers from UNC, Duke, UConn, UCLA, and Kansas to play basketball for them.</p>
<p>My gf and I have offers from Dartmouth and Upenn. We are arguing over where to go (since we want to be together). She wants to go to Upenn but I wanna attend Dartmouth.</p>
<p>I like high school.</p>
<p>I’ve hit puberty. lolwut.</p>
<p>(says in low, raspy voice) I am not a crook!</p>
<p>I did not have sexual relations with that woman…</p>
<p>America wants to know if there president is a crook or not</p>
<p>I got a full-ride scholarship to Harvard! here are my stats:</p>
<p>GPA (weighted): 0.01
SAT: 200 reading, 200 math, 200 writing (I came to the test completely drunk, passed out before the test began, and smoked some stuff after one of the breaks, trust me it really improves intellectual reasoning skills).
Extracurriculars:
-Been to jail 25 times since I was 7, charges including fighting my principal during graduation, setting 2/3 of the student’s cars on fire, letting a pack of wild wildebeests run free down the hallways, and jumping a guy bec i didn’t like how he was looking at me.
-Proud parent of 9 children (there may be more idk the last time I took a baby momma count it was around there).
-Was too intelligent to make Natunal Honerz Suciety so I made my own edjumacational group, involves haggling for the best dope prices and learning how to discreetly steal from the liquor store
Essay:
I dunno, I stole some girl’s **** or wrote something - I was too high to remember.</p>
<p>I thinks that Harvards gonna be a good school for me, their reputation will be tarnished if they dont accept such a dedicated student.</p>
<p>I spend the suggested 8-12 hours doing extensive reading and studying for my online AP European History class. I never just watch the review video to fill in and memorize answers on the review sheet the night before, because that would be highly irresponsible and cause me to be currently cramming with Five Steps to a Five.</p>
<p>I do all my homework.</p>
<p>I got a full ride at all the schools I applied to…
Not half of the COA or less per a school w/ a $0 EFC, no of course not!! That would be far too unfair</p>
<p>haha I’m accepted by Cambridge in London!</p>