Lie about your life

<p>Hey guys! I just got my latest SAT scores back, and apparently I got a 2400. :/ I'm pretty disappointed that I didn't get a 2401. I smashed some stuff, including a statue by Bernini since I was so mad (okay, that's too far. I feel angry at myself for just writing that)</p>

<p>What's up with you?</p>

<p>Oh, you know, just applied to university yesterday, and I got all early acceptances today. No big deal.</p>

<p>good job. I got into The Harvard-MIT nuclear physics cooperative program, so I’m going to be really condescending</p>

<p>I’m only 14 and I’m going to Harvard tomorrow! I got accepted into their medical program, something about being a kid genius :stuck_out_tongue: hehe</p>

<p>Lie about your life? Oh, I thought it said “Talk about your life”. I wasn’t kidding about the early acceptances.</p>

<p>i’ve never failed a class or kicked a guy in the nuts</p>

<p>yeah they offered me that, but they only gave me a full ride so yeah I was like “I’ll pass”</p>

<p>lol fake me should go to princeton</p>

<p>jk Princeton peeps. I’m just joking</p>

<p>^^lol congratulations
which ones?</p>

<p>I am a girl.</p>

<p>McGill, Ottawa, Western, Toronto, Concordia. ;)</p>

<p>ooohhh I see what you did there</p>

<p>I thought you were a girl, then rerealized that you were a dude, and just now thought I was mistaken again. and I started this thread</p>

<p>And that I have a serious crush on you.</p>

<p>Toronto is a sweeeeet city. I went there once for my Leaf fan pilgrimage (I’m telling the truth) and went to Kensington Market and stuff. The Eaton Center is ridiculously packed.
I saw Rick Mercer once at Western
Montreal has walls separating both sides of the road making it confusing, but St. Hubert’s is the best
Ottawa wishes it were as cool as T.O.</p>

<p>lifegr!? you’re a guy!!!? ugh! I’m terrible at making assumptions! :/</p>

<p>^^I’m sorry, I’m a straight girl. I am going out with this sexy dude who did a sexy dance in the dorm at my boarding school.</p>

<p>For now, I am a girl who has a serious crush on Mapledog26.</p>

<p>Mapleleafs1102 has a crust on lifegrl</p>

<p>EDIT: THAT WAS “crush” NOT “crust” omg lol</p>

<p>Ewww, I hate Toronto!</p>

<p>lol good lie</p>

<p>I am too ugly!!!</p>

<p>I cured cancer, heart disease and diabetes…</p>

<p>BTW, why do people say diabetes as “die-a-beet-us?”</p>