Lie about your life

<p>lol that’s just that old guy in those old people health care commercials. I roflolmao at him</p>

<p>Maple, why didn’t you add that tag?</p>

<p>I’m a plant.</p>

<p>this thread is clever</p>

<p>So is this a synonym thread now?</p>

<p>Do we only tell the truth about our life or do we say the truth for everything we say?</p>

<p>It’s so clear.</p>

<p>I would stay and chat, but my life is too exciting.</p>

<p>^^ no you lie.</p>

<p>For example. lifegr thinks mapledog is cute or lifegr is ugly.</p>

<p>something like this.</p>

<p>I did not have sexual relations with that woman.</p>

<p>you have to do exactly what I do.</p>

<p>actually, I never envisioned this becoming opposite day, but it adds and enjoyable new depth and aspect to it :)</p>

<p>Oh yeah.
I just wanted to let you guys know that I am not listening to Kelly Clarkson and Avril Lavigne songs on Youtube. It was important that I let you know that because it was burning my fingers like phosphoric acid.</p>

<p>Thanks for telling us Maple.</p>

<p>We believe you.</p>

<p>“ah-huh. life’s like this. Uh-huh. That’s the way it is
Chill out: what you yelling for?
Lay back: it’s all been done before”</p>

<p>haha. Maple I hate you.</p>

<p>I didn’t break the designated time that I would go on here:/</p>

<p>I only ran for 55minutes :(</p>

<p>That’s unfortunate:/</p>

<p>“Seems like just yesterday you were a part of me
I used to stand so tall I used to be so strong”</p>

<p>I’m done with my homework</p>

<p>Congratulations!</p>

<p>I am confused. Is this still going on?</p>

<p>If so…I am just finishing up my homework right now.</p>

<p>i was telling the truth</p>

<p>and I’m the President of the United states</p>