<p>you guys aren’t doing it right. Now I’m mad at all of you >:O</p>
<p>^that wasn’t funny at all. {lmbo! :P}</p>
<p>HOW AM I NOT LYING RIGHT!? (40 seconds,ugh)</p>
<p>Well, by saying that you weren’t, can’t that insinuate that you were?</p>
<p>oh right, it’s too confusing to talk in that manner. I’d have to change my previous sentence to:</p>
<p>Oh wrong, it isn’t confusing to talk in this manner.</p>
<p>While going to get Taco Bells for 89 cent burritos during lunch today, the car i was in got pulled over for blasting Kesha to loud.</p>
<p>(It was really ricky marty, lol)</p>
<p>This thread seems to be a composition of opposite statements.</p>
<p>me:yes it truly does
me lying:not at all</p>
<p>I have not been sexually harassed by my Russian vice principal last year
I have not seen him have sex with his secretary</p>
<p>My dad owns the largest oil company
he’s the head of OPEC
and the best thing is!!!I know all the answers for my AP government test tomorrow!!!:]</p>
<p>“I have not been sexually harassed by my Russian vice principal last year
I have not seen him have sex with his secretary”</p>
<p>What the Heaven?</p>
<p>what is true and what is false?</p>
<p>Everything.</p>
<p>lol I have firm resolve in real life. I have soooo not a pushover for my parents/friends.</p>
<p>Oh, plus, I enjoy HSL’s current threads…<em>snore</em></p>
<p>I am a warm, loving person who genuinely cares about the welfare of others.
I enjoy voluteering and reaching out to my community.
I especially love working with adorable children and hope to one day become an elementary school teacher so that I may spread my optimism and joy to our wonderful generation to come.</p>
<p>My little brother just ate my head</p>
<p>This statement (about my life) is a lie.</p>
<p>i am a rapper that got shot 22 times on the back.</p>
<p>i am a dog who enjoys raping old men</p>
<p>I have AIDS. F–k.
Its a lie.</p>
<p>^
You are hilarious!!!</p>