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<p>LOL. Of course I can. St. Thomas, located in Saint Paul, Minnesota, is one of a number of small, private Minnesota colleges that draw their students primarily from the state of Minnesota and immediately surrounding states. Others include Hamline (St. Paul), Concordia (Moorhead), Bethel (St. Paul), Augsburg (Minneapolis), Gustavus Adophus (St. Peter), St. Olaf (Northfield), and Saint John’s/St. Ben’s (Collegeville). Unsurprisingly, these schools compete against each other in an intercollegiate sports conference known as the Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference (MIAC) whose only other member, Carleton (in Northfield), is something of an outlier in that it draws its student body primarily from outside Minnesota, though St. Olaf also has something of a national following. Some of the sports rivalries are fierce: crosstown rivals Carleton and St. Olaf can’t stand each other, and the football rivalry between St. Thomas and St. John’s—the “Tommies” v. the “Johnnies”–is as fierce as they come, both having won multiple Division III football national championships over the course of a rivalry that dates back to 1901 and regularly sets national Division III football attendance records.</p>
<p>St. Thomas, with 6,270 undergrads, is a little bigger than the other MIAC schools, but not by that much; Saint John’s/St. Ben’s is a combined 4,118. And St. Thomas certainly doesn’t *feel *bigger, because it’s primarily a commuter school; only 27% of Tommies live on-campus, which means there are fewer students in residence at the college than at Saint John’s/St. Ben’s (83% on-campus), St. Olaf (3,156 students, 92% on-campus), or Gustavus (2,424 students, 97% on-campus). But even being a commuter school doesn’t make it an outlier in this group—Hamline and Bethel, both in Saint Paul, are also primarily commuter schools.</p>
<p>St. Thomas even promotes itself as “a private, Catholic liberal arts university,” trying to brand itself as a LAC (though in fact, about half its undergrads are business majors). It’s more of a “university” than the others only because it has more graduate programs, including MBA, M.Div., and Masters of Education programs, as well as a law school. Apart from that, it’s basically just an urban Catholic LAC with a largish undergrad business program in a commuter-dominated environment. Nothing special, in my book. For an undergraduate liberal arts education, I’d take Gustavus or Saint John’s/St. Ben’s any day.</p>