<p>Well as you know despite my great sense of humor (I know more fat-chick jokes than anyone else on campus) and my intimidating intelligence (143 on the last online IQ test I took) I am thinking my looks may be hindering my success making friends and lady friends, so i'm thinking of getting some work done...</p>
<p>on my ears. Just some Otoplasty to pull them back 0.25 inches or so. I figure it will compliment my curly red hair and freckles. I know it will put me a few thousand dollars in the hole but it should get the ladies lining up.</p>
<p>Any suggestions from any students on where to get a procedure like this done? How drastically did it change your life afterwards on campus?</p>
<p>Maybe the docs can zipper your mouth shut for free while pinning back your ears. You sound quite obnoxious and this could be the real reason for the lack of women in your life.</p>
<p>It’s a tough decision but the chicks are gonna all over you after that. The price doesn’t really matter if you’re gonna have the life you always dream of, does it?
You should TOTALLY DO IT!! :)</p>
<p>This isn’t funny. A bunch of immature hot women (and I assume the ugly/fat chicks as well) have been discriminating against me for reasons I believe have to do with my ear. I can’t change my 4’11" stature but I think the right pair of ears can make up for that.</p>
<p>Hey, you can change your stature. It’s expensive, but they break your bones and slowly separate them over a course of half a year or more, shifting them apart a couple millimeters each day. It’s also excruciatingly painful, but you’ll forget all that when you’re swimming in womenfolk.</p>
<p>I had a more major cosmetic surgery done over the summer. </p>
<p>I wear clothes I couldn’t really wear before (more form fitting) and do get a lot more looks, and guys seem to be nicer to me (holding open doors, etc). But it wasn’t life changing, and I was already dating my current bf before the surgery. But people def. noticed, they told me.</p>
<p>But uhm I still had guys coming up to talk to me before the surgery. I also had plenty of guy friends. So I think personality, charm, charisma etc are more important than your ears.</p>
<p>But if that will make you more self confident and feel as if you can afford it, then go ahead. Just make sure you know all the facts. There is a great website called makemeheal with chat boards and before/after pictures. Also visit a few plastic surgeons that specialize in this area and try to find reviews about them.</p>
<p>Idea: raise your ears a couple inches. I’m sure that’ll bring you to your desired height, and the ladies will be attacking you every time you enter the library to nurture that amazing IQ! (You sly dog, you.)</p>
<p>Besides, all college girls (both the pretty ones and the fat ones) love freckled red-heads. Mmhmm.</p>