Why am I not up to my eyes in friends ...

<p>... and attractive girls??</p>

<p>My story: I'm a 4'11", 85lb male with curly red hair and pale white skin with freckles. I'm smarter than most kids here (I got a 137 on an IQ test I took on the internet) and yet no one seems to respect and admire me for it. To tell you the truth I was not the most popular kid in high school but I assumed once I got to college that i'd just be knee deep in ladies.</p>

<p>I'm also having trouble making friends. I took some advice from others here and put signs in the hallway telling others they could come in my room when they wanted (to lighten the mood even further I included "no fat chicks" on the sign) and leave my door wide open almost 24 hours a day -- yet no one even wants to say hello. Where is my entourage of friends like the football players have? I mean, I have an IQ at least one and a third times bigger than theirs. </p>

<p>And then there's the female problems. Where is the line of girls (and it's not like i'm that stubborn -- as long as they have a BMI of less than 20, a C-cup or greater, and are at least a 7, then I'd be willing to settle) wanting to hookup? I don't get it, I'm confident (I approach girls wherever, even if they're eating lunch with their friends or just came out of the bathroom), funny (my repertoire of fat/ugly jokes is unrivaled by any of the slobs here), and intellectual. Yet guys who don't even approach girls half as often as I do still manage to get more action than me. This is not fair and I suspect smells like the worst kind of discrimination -- shallowness. Why are women so immature?</p>

<p>It's not like i'm conceited. I may KNOW i'm better than most people here, but it's not like I tell it to their faces. I thought that i'd be a king among men when I settled for this school of troglodytes, yet things haven't changed at all.</p>

<p>Why am I not getting what I deserve? Should I alert the dean or higher authorities to the discrimination i've been facing? This is probably the greatest current ongoing tragedy on earth that I can think of.</p>

<p>Heeeee hee hee. : )</p>

<p>hahah everytime that kid creates a thread, there’s a parody thread that comes right after…the last one went on for like 10 pages and people took it seriously :)</p>

<p>LOL @ troglodytes :D</p>

<p>HAHAHAHAHA </p>

<p>my heart goes out to you little guy. ;)</p>

<p>LOL, I’d go straight to the Dean with this if I were you. :P</p>

<p>AKA: The Lucky Charms guy</p>

<p>Lmao .</p>

<p>Hey, and at 4’11 “up to your eyes” isn’t that high either.</p>

<p>Didn’t you say you were 5’8" in another thread?</p>

<p>If you’ve shrunk almost a foot, you’ve got bigger problems.</p>

<p>^ All I could think was, “Knee-deep in friends? Boy, you’d have to chop them in half to get them that low!”</p>

<p>I think your best bet is to hit everyone in their knees when they inadvertently step on you.</p>

<p>It is painfully self evident that this was a ■■■■■ thread and that everything the original poster just said is fabricated. I am just hoping everyone does realize this and is just playing along. If that is the case, by all means carry on.</p>

<p>This makes me feel really good. I’m a short ginger who got a 150 on the same test…</p>

<p>Wow, vibragreen…really? LOL</p>

<p>I am going to be honest. I’ve been here 2 days. And based on some of the threads I’ve read, this thread had every possibility of being real.</p>

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<p>Call the Dean! He’ll spank those kids and MAKE them like you</p>

<p>vibragreen - i once created a joke thread which I figured would end after a couple “LOLs” and it went on for 10 pages with people thinking i’m serious and trying to give me advice although it was repeatedly mentioned it was a joke…i figured people on CC would be smart, I don’t know.</p>

<p>I noticed most of the replies here are making fun of my stature. This kind of heightism is exactly the problem and I feel is on par with the early 20th century racism and sexism. I am not some stupid fat chick here who ate herself to the size of an orca whale but someone who is EXTREMELY smart who happens to have been born with a slightly below average height.</p>

<p>I’ve noticed that whenever I enter the dining hall people all over all laughing with each other. I think they may be laughing about me. I’ve already compiled a report with video evidence. Should I send it to the local police or straight to the FBI? I’m not sure who’s jurisdiction applies in this case.</p>

<p>^ It’s FBI material, definately. You’re intelligent, you should know this! Some wimps go to the Dean because they think these things will never come back to haunt them… just think of when, in 10 years, you come back for a reunion and they continue taunting you! Sue them for the cost of your therapy!</p>

<p>End your life immediately.</p>