MIT Game Thread: Chances of getting in / If I got in

Colleges & Universities A-Z Massachusetts Institute of Technology
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<p>Continued from Previous years..


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<p>1a) I have better chances of getting pregnant than getting into MIT
1b) If i got in than i'll start studying so they don't rescind my admission offer.</p>

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<p>1a) I have a better chance of not attending MIT if I am accepted than getting into MIT.
1b) If I get in, I will run around the house and jump up and down so much that they will have an earthquake at MIT, realize I was the cause, and then rescind their offer of admission.</p>

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<p>1a) i have a better chance of joining the kkk than getting into mit (i'm asian incidentally)</p>

<p>1b) If i get in, i'll buy ol' general from dukes of hazard, and rampage around the city screaming "AM I TEA????" YOU BET I AM........sigh wishful thinking</p>

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<p>lol(10 char)</p>

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<p>
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1b) If i got in than i'll start studying so they don't rescind my admission offer.

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Correction: If i got in then i'll start studying so they don't rescind my admission offer.
So stupid of me..</p>

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<p>what does (10 char) mean?</p>

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<p>You can't post posts with less than 10 characters.</p>

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<p>^
i have a better chance of posting 3 characters than getting into MIT</p>

<p>if i'm accepted i'll skip school for a week and visit</p>

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<p>You mean you can't post 3 characters?</p>

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<p>! @</p>

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<p>Yay! I posted 3 characters. I have better chances of getting into MIT now!</p>

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<p>hey, that means tellallyourfriends is getting into MIT. Congrats!</p>

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<p>Me too!</p>

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<p>let me see here... can i post three characters?.....</p>

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<p>! @ #</p>

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<p>yay! i'm getting in!!! party at my house!!!</p>

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<p>do what?</p>

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<p>Nothing:)
At least now i have some chances.</p>

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<p>! @ #</p>

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<p>I have a better chance of getting laid by a supermodel than getting into MIT.<br>
If I get into MIT, I'll die a virgin.</p>