<p>@golfgirl, How’d you do on the test?</p>
<p>I got an A but I was really mad at the teacher for a while because she wouldn’t give me extra time</p>
<p>Oh I just thought of another. One time during a french exam I accidentally sat down at the wrong seat and was given a test in the wrong level so I spent 30 minutes working on a french test that was a level ahead and I could only recognize one word, oeufs</p>
<p>In 7th grade, this fat kid was running around the classroom at the end of the day. A lot of kids didn’t like him, because he was pretty obnoxious, so another kid decides it would be a good idea to trip him. He was successful. The kid, who was at full speed, went flying halfway across the room and smacked into a wall, which he made a huge hole in.</p>
<p>i had this math teacher who was like a million years old and everyone absolutely hated. she was such a *****. so anyway, this one day she shows up in this completely ridiculous outift. I’m talking giant jean button down shirt tucked into a bright orange and brown pleated floor length skirt with a slit up to her thigh with turqiouse and yellow cowboy boots, a cowboy hat, and a light pink sweater tied around her shoulders. It was just so funny I had to set the scene lmao. </p>
<p>So then this one day she and this girl are arguing because the teacher marked her word problem answer wrong on the test because she forgot a period (i kid you not, seriously) and then she says “absolutely not! It was incomple—” and turns around, trips over the overhead cord, smashes her face into the projecter, and falls on the floor. It was literally the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life (i mean she was okay and all so i dont have to feel guilty about thinking it was hilarious). we all burst out laughing because we just hated her so much. and then she ran out of the class so we just sat around…</p>
<p>this teacher though, she was so ridiculous. on our tests, if we got anywhere from a 93-100 final score, she would put a 93 in the gradebook, anything from 90-92 was a 90, 87-89 was an 87, 83-86 was an 83, 80-82 was an 80, etc. her excuse was that it was the same letter grade anyway. she was the reason i didn’t make honor role. my only b in middle school (which would have been an A if she hadnt lowered every single one of my test grades because i always got like 92, 89, 86, etc. on everything. also, when my mom called to complain she started bawling on the phone and talking about her dead husband or something. i was embarrassed for her there</p>
<p>In grade 7, we had a substitute teacher for gym class, who happened to be an older man. Me and pretty much all the rest of the girls were wearing flip-flops (it was June) and when we got to the gym before we went into the changerooms the guy said “Ladies, this is a gym class, so you better not wear your thongs”. We were all shocked and ran inside the changeroom. Apparently thongs is another word for flip-flops, which we didn’t know at the time. lol</p>
<p>In my history class, we had a very old teacher. She was really smart, and to be honest, probably the teacher who’s influenced me the most. However, she was really old, and couldn’t hear that well, and had trouble controlling the class.</p>
<p>So, some kids in the class had this game where they would yell something (usually pertaining to male genitalia) at the teacher. Generally, she wouldn’t notice due to her awful hearing.</p>
<p>One day one kid yelled, “Balls in a wet vag-.” She heard him and asked him what he said. He told her, “I was talking about my brother Bobby.” The best part? She actually believed him.</p>
<p>Another day in that class a friend was walking over to pick his pencil up. It fell right below my teacher. She had her back turned and was leaning over a table. As he leaned forward to pick it up, his tie hit her behind (my school had a dress code). So, she reacted by slapping his arm while yelling, “HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?” I almost wet my pants laughing. </p>
<p>There are so many stories about her…oldness. Despite all this, she actually might have been the best teacher I ever had. Weird.</p>
<p>A kid went around dropping his own condoms around the school and laughing. They were all XS sized. FAIL</p>
<p>^^ I don’t mean to be disrespectful and all, But what does your Husband dying have to do with giving grades?</p>
<p>I fell down a flight of stairs in 2nd grade. Literally, from the top of the 2nd floor to the bottom floor. It was a spiral staircase ■■■.</p>
<p>And this one girl in 7th grade had her period at lunch.</p>
<p>one time for a field trip we visited a mosque and this girl went up to a random muslim girl in her outfit with the scarf thing on her head and everything and then was like"do you have any tampons" so then the girl had to go all the way back to the classroom to get her a tampon and the lady yelled at her for being late to prayer or whatever it was</p>
<p>^I don’t get it, who asked for tampons and why did someone go to the classroom and what’s the funny part?</p>
<p>I guess it was funnier in person</p>
<p>^^^ the “scarf thing” is called a hijab, my friend…</p>
<p>One time during AP testing week, I managed to delay the AP Physics test by a full 20 minutes. </p>
<p>How? </p>
<p>Right before we were about to start, I accidentally tipped over the long and narrow tub of water that was used for the tuning fork experiment.</p>
<p>Classroom got flooded, and I had to clean it all up.</p>
<p>Oh yea, and my principal was the proctor for our exam. ■■■</p>
<p>Substitute history teacher started telling the class about his sex life. Class got so out of hand that he called the principal. The principal then gave a lecture to which my friend literally responded,“Yea, I think it’s normal to make fun of the teacher on his first day. But obviously i don’t want to screw myself”.</p>
<p>Two days later, the principal (which is fat) walks past the classroom to which a kid says,“Is that the fat lady from the other day?”</p>
<p>exactly nothing. i was just giving an example of how crazy she was.</p>
<p>Physics experiment with those little motion sensors and marble balls. The teacher made a huge deal about making sure that the marbles weren’t flawed. Somewhere along the line, she said “Check your balls for lumps.”</p>
<p>Good advice regardless of the context though</p>
<p>Oh and one more! In band the first chair clarinet was talking to us about tuning. We were talking about how the longer you play, the sharper the instrument gets since it gets warmer. To tune a clarinet, you adjust the barrel (if its sharp, pull out. if it’s flat, push in). All of a sudden she just goes “When in doubt, pull out!!” I’m pretty sure we laughed for about ten minutes and she never realized what she said.</p>
<p>I tried to do a handstand against a wall, and missed the wall. It hurt.</p>
<p>In elementary school, we had these giant Christmas productions in which every grade would be forced to participate. In second grade, I had to pee really badly prior to going onstage, but the principal wouldn’t let me.</p>
<p>So I peed my pants onstage. Yeah…awkward.</p>