<p>acutally my eye lid, and its only one side. it's really annoying and i can't stop itching it, but i feel like i should because eye skin is like really delicate or something. ughhhhh! i hope i dont have some sort of scary eye disease....</p>
<p>If you watch porn, it'll probably make it stop itching.</p>
<p>I don't know. Worth a shot.</p>
<p>porn as cure-all? i def like it, def.</p>
<p>why watch a video when you can see naked ladies in person at a gentlemen's club?</p>
<p>even then i don't get how you can get turned on by someone you can't touch, well i know nothing.</p>
<p>you might have "pink eye" (conjunctivitis). You'll know by tomorrow if you wake up and your eye lid feels "glued shut". It isn't serious. It can be caused by cold viruses. If you have cold symptoms it will go away when the cold goes away. If you don't have cold symptoms, you may need a prescription for antibiotic eye drops. (if you have a family doctor they may be willing to phone in a prescription w/o making you go in). Meanwhile, wipe the eye gently with a cool washcloth to keep any secretions down. Oh, and it's contagious, so wash your hands anytime you touch your face and keep your washcloth separate from the rest of your family (and away from the other eye).</p>
<p>ahh it is not pink eye, i've had pink eye twice (on my birthday and christmas!!!). i remember pink eye symptoms lovingly... thanks though</p>
<p><em>update</em> the itchiness seems to have gone down, but symptoms are still present.</p>
<p>usna_reject :) It's just the extra Test. that males have. Can't help it.</p>
<p>confession 1-i'm a girl.
confession 2-i'm confused.
confession 3-my eye itches. OH WAIT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT!!!!!</p>
<p>I'm suddenly disgusted that I tried to get you to watch porn to make your eye less itch. I apologize. </p>
<p>Perhaps I can entertain you.</p>
<p>Have I ever mentioned how Jessica Alba is beautiful?</p>
<p>i always wondered what it would be like to be a stripper or a Maxim model. that would be so cool :x</p>
<p>tuftsplease: its cool, i watched porn once, it was on cable. i wrote about it in my diary later....</p>
<p>MY EYE HAS BEEN CURED EVERYONE!!!!</p>
<p>by saying that i probably jinxed it didnt i?</p>
<p>what, you wrote about watching porn in your diary?? i can just imagine it</p>
<p>Dear Diary
Today i had a very interesting experience! Let me tell you all about it...... </p>
<p>lol... i just find it funny</p>
<p>actually at that point in my life i did not address it "dear diary"</p>
<p>that was sooo fifth grade.</p>
<p>After watching 40 year old virgin, I feel depressed and could use a lap dance. Anyone think I could make it to downtown St. Louis by 3:30 AM? It's only half an hour away.</p>
<p>seeing as you posted at 3:45, no.</p>
<p>i watched 40 year old virgin, and i felt like physically awkward for him.</p>
<p>did you address it as Dear Journal?</p>
<p>no, i'd just put the date at the top... i can try to find this particular edition if you want. i'm Pretty sure it started out "um so today i watched porn" literally, just like that.</p>
<p>lol cheesydish</p>
<p>I think Kinglin probably made it, after all....TuftsPlease, he's an hour behind us. So he posted at 2:45 his time...making him able to get there at 3:15 give or take a couple minutes LOL :).</p>
<p>ilovemath314159: yeah, i must agree with cheesydish, that was definitally old. However....I was still writing "dear diary" in 7th grade....so what does that mean?!?! LOL.</p>
<p>p.s. Don't really write about private things like porn in your diary because annoying younger siblings will find it and read it :p. And.....your parents might see it too :rolleyes:.</p>
<p>yesss luckily i have no younger siblings, and my parents can't read my handwriting. it's a pretty sweet deal if i do say so
and about writing dear diary in 7th grade, it probably just means you're young at heart or something lame....</p>