My friend Dennis told me that there are such things as SAT III? Is that true?

<p>Hey! I just read that CollegeBoard is going to be releasing SAT VI in January! This one has Critical Reading 5.0..I read somewhere that every CR section here consists of long passages with 50 questions each.</p>

<p>But the time limit for each section is only 10 minutes. :( Oh man. Better get studying..</p>

<p>L OL O L O L O L L OL this is the first time i laughed out loud at a screen today</p>

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<p>Just hear this SAT III, oh my god, whoever study in Havard ought to be cosmologists.</p>

<p>I love it!</p>

<p>ACT-Genius edition</p>

<p>Science section time limit reduced to 5 minutes
Reading section time limit also reduced to 5 minutes
Math section includes linear algebra and calculus
English section includes disciphering pronounciation keys in the dictionary
Writing section includes 10 page research summary based on science test</p>

<p>Did you know that studies show that gullible people live on average an extra 5 years?</p>

<p>Hehe...</p>

<p>SAT IIIs actually do exist.</p>

<p>So do Inverse SATs.</p>

<p>SAT III involves asking a girl out and getting her to say yes (the section for any person who is attracted to females). Stereotyping shows that this test is harder to ace for many CC posters than SAT I or SAT II. :p</p>

<p>The OP is probably going to get perfect Math and Critical Reading scores though. :)</p>

<p>The SAT III: Date Edition, eh? Hmm, I don't know how well I'd do on that...</p>

<p>LMAO The most funniest CC topics i ever seen since my sign-up.</p>

<p>i would pwn the sat III: date edition...but then it would all far apart in 3 month...story of my life.</p>

<p>You guys are total lzrs.
I pwned all of the SAT's. ^_^: Sat I, II,III,III:Date Edition,IV,V, and Inverse SAT.
I'm only 9 too.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.
Be jealous.</p>

<p>^ Don't be too stuck up. I got almost perfect scores... except that one third-order differential equations problem on the SAT IV that I missed. Oh yeah... and I screwed up the SAT III date version - I got perfect scores until about half way, but then went down to like a 500 on one section because I suck at lying about my age.</p>

<p>But, because I'm jealous of you, I think I'll just flame you: Stop bragging, you insecure person who needs to show off to the rest of us.</p>

<p>BTW: How did you ace the date version for HIGH SCHOOLERS at age 9??? I mean, honestly... I need to know your trick because it's just not working for me at age 13.</p>

<p>Heh.
Gosh. That differential equation was simple dude. What's up with you. Haven't you taken college math yet? gah.</p>

<p>Well, you know what. I wouldn't be insecure if I was bragging. It's just that I like to show off my scores because I know i'm the next einstein (girl-version). ^_^.
Your flaming just feeds my egotistical ego.</p>

<p>you guys are not really funny at all..</p>

<p>You guys talk like you know everything, but the SAT 0.5 is so tough even the creators couldn't score a perfect.</p>

<p>^ Dang it. I thought I was the only one who new about that version.
Jeez... nice of you to give it away , Castel.</p>

<p>Lollolol....</p>