<p>Do you know what I'm doing right now?</p>
<p>I have a bowl full of Kibbles 'n Bits in my lap. I'm separating it into 2 bowls. My dog only likes some of the pieces, so I get to pick them out for her. Stupid underweight dog.</p>
<p>You don't EAT the other half (that your dog doesn't like), do you? If you do, then and only then, is your life pathetic.</p>
<p>No, I don't eat the other half. I have tried dog food/treats before though.</p>
<p>And what does it taste like?</p>
<p>It tastes like crap, because I know what crap tastes like.</p>
<p>Those bags that claim they taste just like chicken/steak/whatever... lies. All lies.</p>
<p>Have you tried Beggin' Strips brand?</p>
<p>Haha. My brother and his friend dared each other to eat a dog treat. I nearly died from laughter as they chewed twice and then made a break for the sink at the exact same times. It was hilarious.</p>
<p>No I haven't tried Beggin' Strips. </p>
<p>It'd be funny to see your brother and his friend do that. The first time I ate dog treats (excluding when I was crawling around) my friend and I did it together. Except, we didn't spit them out. We actaully ate a few just because it was funny to watch the other person.</p>
<p>Ya know what else makes my life pathetic? I'm 17 years old, and my parents still make me hunt for Easter eggs. Sure, I may get candy, but can't they just give it to me? I really find no joy in searching throughout the house looking for brightly-colored, hollow eggs.</p>
<p>You have...eccentric parents, lablondie.</p>
<p>Don't worry lablondie - I'm in the same boat. My parents don't care so much anymore since they still have my little brother who actually wants to hunt for eggs. I kinda like it for about two seconds.</p>
<p>Hahah, no that's not pathetic
A girl in my class has a dog who's really "specific" and won't eat the dog food unless she sees you bite into it first . . so she was telling us how she sits there and bites into every piece in front of the dog so it'll eat, cuz it's also underweight</p>
<p>everyone laughed so hard</p>
<p>That's kinda wierd.</p>
<p>There are times where I wonder if it wouldn't be kinder to simply euthanize these poor beasts... I mean, anorexic dogs?! </p>
<p>What's next?</p>
<p>I am so tired of this cherade. Many people here are posting futile, dumb posts which are not even relevant. At least when I manifest posts, they are actually worth something(ie: evolution vs. creation, Potter) What angers me the most is that the moderators eliminated my spanish thread, yet lets people like the OP post preposterous threads like this. :( :( :( :(</p>
<p>So what, they are interesting to read...</p>
<p>THIS is fun to read?!?! To read about someone catagorizing their dog food and then perhaps eating it? Dear Lord! Foolishness is what this is.</p>
<p>Yeah, do you want to join in...</p>
<p>In one of the threads we went from Easter to strippers... :p</p>
<p>You call an evolution vs. creationism post an <em>intelligent</em> post? Come on...you can do better than that. Or maybe you can't, in which case, you are posting on the correct thread.</p>
<p>"Awww...Justinian's wittle pride is hurt."</p>
<p>Don't worry, UCLA! I understand that I greatly out debated you in the God and evolution threads. Losing is no fun!</p>