<p>China seems like the rich jackass that tries to use their money to get people to hang out with them and like them, but everybody still knows they're a jackass.</p>
<p>In other news, </p>
<p>"In Chinese newspaper profiles this year, He was listed as 14, too young for the Beijing Games.</p>
<p>The Times found two online records of official registration lists of Chinese gymnasts that list Hes birthday as Jan. 1, 1994, which would make her 14. A 2007 national registry of Chinese gymnasts now blocked in China but viewable through Google cache shows Hes age as 1994.1.1.</p>
<p>Another registration list that is unblocked, dated Jan. 27, 2006, and regarding an intercity competition in Chengdu, China, also lists Hes birthday as Jan. 1, 1994. That date differs by two years from the birth date of Jan. 1, 1992, listed on Hes passport, which was issued Feb. 14, 2008. </p>
<p>...</p>
<p>The other gymnast, Jiang, is listed on her passport issued March 2, 2006 as having been born on Nov. 1, 1991, which would make her 16 and thus eligible to compete at the Beijing Games.</p>
<p>A different birth date, indicating Jiang is not yet 15, appears on a list of junior competitors from the Zhejiang Province sports administration. The list of athletes includes national identification card numbers into which birth dates are embedded. Jiangs national card number as it appears on this list shows her birth date as Oct. 1, 1993, which indicates that she will turn 15 in the fall, and would thus be ineligible to compete in the Beijing Games."</p>
<p>Hopefully China gets all their medals taken away, but sadly the IOC doesn't have the balls to do that.</p>