Orientation/move-in question megathread

You may have missed last year’s discussion of the naked run through campus, but at our house we have a happy, don’t-ask-don’t-tell thing going on. Go ahead and describe the Vodka Mile if you have to, but I’m going to sit over here with my fingers in my ears chanting la-la-la-la-I-can’t-hear-you!!!

Sheesh, just when I’m beginning to stop worrying about my kid freezing to death you have to add additional worries? Sigh.

Yes, I missed the ‘naked run through campus’ thread (I’ll have to go find it!) - and, I don’t know anything about the ‘vodka mile’, that’s why I asked; I was curious, sorry.