<p>no thats just wierd as hell.</p>
<p>Oh, I've got a math one:
I want to be your hypotenuse, so I can be between your legs.</p>
<p>A girl asked me today how I'm not cold. I wonder what would've happened if I'd told her I'm always hot.</p>
<p>"You look like my first wife!"
"Oh, how many wives have you had?"
"None"</p>
<p>My Latin teacher told us that one today. He's unmarried. Explains a lot...</p>
<p>Did you fart? Cause you blew me away!</p>
<p>Nice pants, baby. What's the drop rate?</p>
<p>Baby, being with me is like a Paladin casting Divine Shield. It will last about 10 seconds and you won't feel a thing.</p>
<p>Baby im like milk, ill do your body good.</p>
<p>your daddy most of been a drug dealer, cause you're dope</p>
<p>Your fly is open ... in my dreams!</p>
<p>Harry</a> Potter and the Bad Pickup Lines | Facebook </p>
<p>"Yeah girls call me "Aguamenti." Everytime they hear my name, they get wet."
"I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I'm about to get lucky."
"Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff."
"You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements."
"I know my name's not Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood if you know what I mean."
"Want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own."
"You're like a bottle of Skele-Gro: growing me a bone."
"Oh, no everything’s cool. I got the Fiendfyre treatment, no more crabbes."</p>