<p>-- Nice legs, what time do they open?</p>
<p>-- I lost my phone number... can I have yours?</p>
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- I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk
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<p>That one's really funny lol</p>
<p>Are you a parking ticket? Because you have $5.00 written all over you!</p>
<p>^ Huh??!?! I don't get it...</p>
<p>the last one makes no sense whatsoever to me. </p>
<p>I love the "Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her that I've just met the woman of my dreams." sooo cute. hahahaaa.</p>
<p>I think that it's supposed to read "Are you a parking ticket? Because you have "fine" written all over you!"</p>
<p>All though, it could be supporting prositution also...</p>
<p>True, true, but really, what would $5 get you anyway?</p>
<p>I just thought of another one along the same lines as the SAT one too:</p>
<p>"Man, I wish that you were a standardized test, that way I could nail you like the SAT!"</p>
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you have $5.00 written all over you!
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<p>I laughed so hard I started crying. Wow.</p>
<p>"So you're a girl, huh?"</p>
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"So you're a girl, huh?"
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<p>That's when I'd fake a deep manly voice, and begin with "Well, actually..."</p>
<p>Would you give me the integral of e^x?</p>
<p>I find it entertaining to see that the majority of posters on this thread are girls.
Anyway, the weirdest and funniest i've heard is "You make a good meat-pillow". I didn't know what to say when I heard that!</p>
<p>"baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive"</p>
<p>Wanna ****?</p>
<p>did you know 95% of girls masturbate in the shower?
"no."
the other 5% sing.
"cool."
you know what they sing?
"no."
well, I guess your one of the 95% then :p</p>
<p>ahahahaha wowww</p>
<p>hahahaha wow
i garuntee that any girl i know would slap you for that</p>
<p>I wish I could be your problem set, that way I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.</p>
<p>this thread makes me laugh...</p>
<p>this one guy said "you're smart"
-thanks
"that's why you're gonna marry me"
he's one of the crazy, i gotta get married before twenty types... does that count as a pick up line?</p>