<p>So im the only sophomore in my school whos taking ap bio this year (in our school its usually only offered to seniors), and I have managed to develop a huge crush on my lab partner. Sophomores and seniors are on polar opposites of the food chain. Help. xD</p>
<p>Say,
“OH MY GOD I’M A SOPHOMORE AND YOU’RE A SENIOR. THEY BOTH START WITH S’S, BY THE WAY, GO OUT WITH ME.”</p>
<p>Works like a charm, every time. Every time.</p>
<p>deff. wouldnt have the guts to do it. even as a joke.</p>
<p>Well, let’s be logical here. Are you taller than her? How hot is she on the 1-10 scale?</p>
<p>its the other way around. as in im the girl? lol</p>
<p>“You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.”
“If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.”
“If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.”
“You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.”
“Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.”</p>
<p>no need to thank me.</p>
<p>Ohhhhhhhh. Sorry. I saw premed and assumed you were a guy. It happens.</p>
<p>Anyway, how hot are you and what’s your cupsize? If you’re 7+ with at least C’s (maybe even B’s if you have a nice ass), you have a fairly good chance. Senior guys with sophomore girls is uncommon, but not unheard of at my school.</p>
<p>ahahaha nerdy pick up lines. and FunStuff based on ur questions im assuming ur a guy? lol</p>
<p>Yes, I am.</p>
<p>hahah. no gender confusion there. i dnt think id be able to accurately rate myself? isnt that more of an ego rating than anything else?</p>
<p>Just tell him you’re a girl.</p>
<p>Guys tend to like girls. </p>
<p>You know?</p>
<p>righttttt like the long hair and boobs didnt give it away. who knew?</p>
<p>Boobs? Long hair?</p>
<p>You win!</p>
<p>o god. <em>facepalm</em></p>
<p>but seriously, what do you want us to say?</p>
<p>a. how to get this guy
b. how to ignore this guy and focus so that i will get into the school of my dreams.</p>
<p>duh. xD</p>
<p>Oh. I see. </p>
<p>a) step 1: have a reasonably long conversation with him. come back when you have done this.
b) step 1: find out all the other girls he has ****ed, or find some huge flaw in him which you could never get over. come back when you have done this.</p>
<p>Alot of older dudes like younger chicks. But be careful. Some older dudes drink and stuff and they go to parties sometimes all night cause they can drive. So you have to be able to hang and you should find out what he likes to do first. If you are really serious, get him a pack of gum (the mint kind) or hershey kisses. Do little things like that and he’ll figure it out. Just be careful!</p>
<p>hes never had a gf. or anything like tht. and hes not into drinking. we’re both nerds if this explains anything. lol</p>
<p>If you’re both nerds, that makes it SO much easier!!!</p>