<p>LOL you guys. My AIME score went from a 0 to a 5 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>"If you havin' math problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but fizix aint one"</p>
<p>I'm not callin u a ***** fizix, it's actually a line I made right after I got a 99 on my physics midterm that our teacher said "no one would get above a 90" on.</p>
<p>Texas Instruments uses me to check the algorithms used in all their graphing calculators</p>
<p>Of course, I do the work in my head...</p>
<p>As of now, I am working on the mathematical explanation of why Raisin Bran must contain 2 scoops of raisins in every box...</p>
<p>I feel honored to have inspired this thread...too bad I'm not a math freak and have nothing to brag about.</p>
<p>^^^Really? I formulated a theorem concerning the ratio of hearts and stars to horseshoes and balloons in Lucky Charms. Perhaps we could form some sort of joint-research team and create a mathematical equation that represents the volume of snap, crackle, and popping Rice Krispies.</p>
<p>Pshh complex analysis? Eighth graders do that over here.</p>
<p>I finished algebraic topology</p>
<p>I got a 16 on the AIME because I found a bonus question inside the geometry problem.</p>
<p>I actually proved the theorem that Terence Tao claimed credit for in his Fields Medal. Talk about plagiarism...</p>
<p>My AIME score is higher than your AMC score.</p>
<p>I proved that infinity = 0.</p>
<p>I can divide by zero</p>
<p>Uhhhh I guess I either sleep or chat all hour, have never taken any notes, done any homework, or paid any attention to the teacher, and get all A's on quizzes and tests in my calc class (or any math class I've taken, but I used to actually do work like in middle school)</p>
<p>EDIT: clearly I learn through osmosis by using my math book as a pillow whenever I sleep in class.</p>
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<p>Uh, why's that?</p>
<p>I just failed my preapcalc quiz. oh. wrong thread.</p>