<p>So he talked with strangers on AIM</p>
<p>and fell in love with a human impersonater</p>
<p>Who really was the Terminator</p>
<p>He was blasted to tiny bits</p>
<p>And was a little misfit</p>
<p>A disheveled hobo</p>
<p>traveling through Hokkaido</p>
<p>looking for the pearl of the dragon</p>
<p>In truth his computer was laggin'</p>
<p>And his return to reality brought forth a heavy sigh</p>
<p>And he said "oh my"</p>
<p>and promptly drank a gallon of beer</p>
<p>then ate a juicy leg of deer </p>
<p>he ran to the washroom fit to burst .... :p</p>
<p>but that certainly was not that worst</p>
<p>he vomited for fifteen straight hours</p>
<p>using all his stomach powers</p>
<p>once he was done he came running out</p>
<p>and let out a loud shout</p>
<p>For the vomit had seeped into the other rooms</p>
<p>and could only be cleaned with magical brooms</p>
<p>so he called harry potter and grabbed his wand (.... LOL:p :p)</p>
<p>lol :p</p>
<p>of which he was quite fond</p>
<p>pointing at the vomit, he uttered "Wingardium leviosar"</p>
<p>omg how am i supposed to rhyme to leviosa..... :O :D</p>
<p>*the vomit morphed into the shape of a samosa *......LOLLLL
*and flew straight back into his face *</p>
<p>:D
i am amused.</p>
<p>he turned to look in the mirror, seeing he was dressed all in lace...
And a pink plant growing out of my hip</p>
<p>^LOLLLL</p>
<p>the plant grows so big that my pant's gonna rip
and i realize im standing in a forbidden room ... uhhh that is pathetic :rolleyes:lol</p>
<p>Standing on top of a groom </p>
<p>Who turned out to be gunner</p>
<p>LOLLLLLLL i knew this thread would soon start talking about the wedding too..hahah</p>
<p>lily decided to change the groom's name to lunner
but later run away with another CC hunk</p>
<p>but when she got tired of his funk..
She decided to make keychains for a living</p>
<p>but it bored her and she went diving</p>
<p>jumping off into the Aegean promontory</p>
<p>where she found an old man to read her a story</p>
<p>She grabbed a piece of candy found in his beard.</p>