Quote you put on your apps

Colleges and Universities A-Z University of Southern California
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<p>This is just a fun thread =) I was wondering what y'all put for your quote section when they asked for it on your application ^_^ mine was pretty long:</p>

<p>"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. And then you die. What's that? A bonus? I think the life-cycle is all backwards. You should die first and get it all over with. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young. You get a gold watch. You go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol and party. You get ready for high school. You go to grade school and become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities. You become a little baby & go back into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating... Then, you finish off as an orgasm. I like it."</p>

<p>lol...kinda inappropriate too XP</p>

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<p>i put two-</p>

<p>-“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” -Einstein</p>

<p>-“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” -Dr. Seuss</p>

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<p>"Then, you finish off as an orgasm." lol</p>

<p>You are my new hero for saying that! Who is that quote by?</p>

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<p>"do the dew"</p>

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<p>"Although we travel the world to find beauty, we must have it or we find it not." - Emerson</p>

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<p>^^do the dew? are you serious? haha that's random</p>

<p>i put "if you don't stand up for something you'll fall for anything" -Malcolm X</p>

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<p>true terror is waking up to find your high school class is running the country</p>

<p>-kurt vonnegut</p>

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<p>"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit" - Feste (no one said it couldn't be fictional) ;)</p>

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<p>"If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day."</p>

<ul>
<li>E.B. White</li>
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<p>(Futile attempt to explain my procrastination and GPA, much? XD)</p>

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<p>"when you die, you'll regret more of the things you didn't do than the things that you did do"</p>

<p>and I think I also think I put</p>

<p>"to give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift"
steve prefontaine</p>

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<p>"experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards." - vern law</p>

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<p>"Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth."
-Unknown</p>

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<p>hahahaha, man. let me know if any of these controversial quotes has hurt your admission.</p>

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<p>wow, i am just not a witty person.</p>

<p>"if you do not raise your eyes you will think you are at the highest point" --antonion porchia</p>

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<p>"if your faced with a choice and you have to choose i hope you choose the one that means the most to you" -Rascal Flatts</p>

<p>kinda lame now tht i think about it</p>

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<p>hahaah jesus moomooitzpaul-- that is the most BA quote ever</p>

<p>"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." - Emerson</p>

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<p>cowtipper, I don't remember who's it by, but I saw it on my friend's binder in 7th grade and it got stuck in my head since ^^</p>

<p>jouraynalism, I got in with that quote =) I hope it gave the admin people a good laugh haha XP</p>

<p>haha and thanx Ann X)</p>

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<p>I actually looked it up. George Carlin said that.</p>

<p>And it's going on my list of favorite quotes on Facebook.</p>

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<p>"Those who say sunshine brings happiness have never danced in the rain."</p>

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<p>"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
- Einstein</p>