<p>Seth: “You don’t ask a lady her age, her weight, or her S.A.T. scores.”</p>
<p>From The O.C.</p>
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<p>Haha I feel sooo rejected =P</p>
<p>"Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere."
-- Albert Einstein, Nobel Laureate </p>
<p>it worked!</p>
<p>Changeling, yours is GREAT!!!</p>
<p>"Go to heaven for the location, hell for the company." -Frank Sinatra</p>
<p>In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
-Einstein</p>
<p>I absolutely love George Carlin quotes. None of these are on my app, but you'll laugh at them:</p>
<p>New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.</p>
<p>New Rule: Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing are designed pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.</p>
<p>New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.</p>
<p>New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the *<strong><em>. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one sweet-n'-Low, and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge *</em></strong>.</p>
<p>bluebeard- I love your quote! that's really funny!</p>
<p>Mine was:
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." -Mel Brooks</p>
<p>It took me a long time to put that as my quote because I thought it was kinda pessimistic and cynical. I read it to my mom and she thought it was hilarious. so i used it.</p>
<p>Cowtipper; aren't those Bill Maher quotes? Kinda sounds like it with the "New Rule" thing</p>
<p>Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan on doing more than you can do, then do it.</p>
<p>well behaved women rarely make history.
-laurel thatcher ulrich (feminist)</p>
<p>haha it's like my motto; it was originally intended to go with women protesters and stuff like that but now it's also kind of witty if you like to misbehave a little lol</p>
<p>The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.
from my favorite movie of allll time almost famous!</p>
<p>Do or do not. There is not try. -Yoda</p>
<p>Endshere, I thought they were Bill Maher quotes when I first read them, but they're George Carlin's "New Rules for 2007". They make me laugh. lol</p>
<p>"Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot."
D. H. Lawrence</p>
<p>Cowtipper; Never heard of it. Sounded like a new book of his but I learned long ago to check things out to make sure I can trust them (I don't mean you're not trustworthy but legends and myths spread so easily these days)</p>
<p>"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."
Forrest Gump</p>
<p>It worked with my three words: goofy, loving & imaginative. </p>
<p>:)
it worked!</p>
<p>"You've got your passion you've got your pride, but don't you know that only fools are satisfied?"
it's from a song... gosh wow I can't remember his name lol</p>
<p>Billy Joel?</p>
<p>haha ya that's it!</p>
<p>"Celebrate we will, 'cause life is short but sweet for certain."
-Dave Matthews Band</p>