<p>LITTLELADY: I think I put the same one.</p>
<p>littlelady- props to you for quoting from my favorite movie of all time...</p>
<p>that's my favorite movie of all time as well. not my favorite line, though.</p>
<p>"I am a golden god! And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine, that my last words, were.... I'm on drugs!"</p>
<p>"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."
Kurt Vonnegut</p>
<p>alison22-"Those who say sunshine brings happiness have never danced in the rain."
Nice. That was almost my senior quote. :)</p>
<p>Thanks endshere, I did get it in that email. Usually I just blow those off, but when I checked online all the sources said that they were George Carlin quotes. They did sound a lot like Bill Maher when I read them, but I was like w/e it says George Carlin. lol</p>
<p>Thanks for setting that one straight.</p>
<p>“With a good conscience our only sure reward, with history the final judge of our deeds, let us go forth to lead the land we love - asking His blessing and His help - but knowing that here on earth God's work must truly be our own.” Conclusion of John F. Kennedy’s inaugural address January 20, 1961.</p>
<p>(used this as the basis for my long essay)</p>
<p>"The desire of perfection is the worst disease that ever afflicted the human mind." -Louis Marquis de Fontanes</p>
<p>"I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?" -Jean Cocteau</p>
<p>lmao.</p>
<p>"I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul." I like short and simple quotes :)</p>
<p>I certainly didn't use a very thought-provoking quote...I call this my "deadline is tonight, brain is dead" favorite quote:</p>
<p>"When life gives you lemons, go make PINK lemonade!"</p>
<p>:)</p>
<p>"Last night I dreamt I ate a 10-pound marshmellow and when I woke up my pillow was gone." - Tommy Cooper or something</p>
<p>''Learn the rules before you break them''</p>
<p>"Be a dream in color even on a winter's night
Thinking George Seurat, afternoon bathed in light
Get your joy no matter who says it's right
Their cover's blown
Find the story of your own"
--third eye blind (my favorite band ever)</p>
<p>hahaha RWT, great quote.</p>
<p>mine was:
"I haven't failed, I just found 10,000 ways that don't work."</p>
<p>"Change is inevitable, except from vending machines."</p>
<p>youre probably gonna think im kidding, but im not</p>
<p>"whenever i feel depressed and nothing is going right in my life, i like to take a home pregnancy test. that way i can utter the phrase 'hey, at least im not pregnant'... and i know better days are around the corner" - Daniel Tosh</p>
<p>^ lol thats cute but creepy at the same time since Daniel seems like a guy</p>
<p>"If you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny."
Jack Handey</p>
<p>Lovelyday >> I used the same quote...'when life gives you lemons make lemonade"....only because my entire essay was about how my key club had raised over $10,000 for Alex's Lemonade stand.....i honestly cldnt think of anything else becuase i submitted mine the night before too =P</p>
<p>oh i love daniel tosh! i saw him live at the Improv last year</p>