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Siapa kau untuk meragukan agama-agama orang lain?</p>
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Don’t you go to UCLA?</p>
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At lumiliit!</p>
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<p>I’m offended. How can you ever doubt my word? [I</a> never lie!](<a href=“http://■■■■■■■.com/6ec9rnf]I”>http://■■■■■■■.com/6ec9rnf)</p>
<p>Well… That’s, uh, something…</p>
<p>Good for Oprah</p>
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<p>Yeah, but who doesn’t appreciate a good bonathon</p>
<p>When I contemplated joining a holy order, the Franciscan friars were among my favorites (up there with the Jesuits).</p>
<p>^Who are you to tell me not to doubt someone who tells me the religion of another?</p>
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I didn’t tell you the religion of anyone.</p>
<p>more than one thirty-seventh of the way there!</p>
<p>So it should take 370 days? Let’s speed this up.</p>
<p>more than one thirty-sixth of the way there!</p>
<p>Woo! [At</a> this rate, we’ll be done in two pages!](<a href=“http://xkcd.com/605/]At”>xkcd: Extrapolating)</p>
<p>I can see this will be a thread that will live past 9001. </p>
<p>Think of this way, if we continue at this rate, there will be 9001 post, and we will be sophomore’s in college, of course I will be the winner.</p>
<p>I think it would be ironic if I won. But I will not attempt to. That way someone else gets the prize.</p>
<p>I think it would be funny if this thread gets closed at 8999.</p>
<p>What exactly is this prize, any hints?</p>
<p>^That really would be funny, then there would be no winner.</p>
<p>If I were a mod, I would close this thread at 9000, then post for 9001.</p>
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Sorry, no hints.</p>
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They would get the prize, if they were willing to accept it.</p>
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<p>This doesn’t seem like a prize.</p>
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If a moderator closes a thread, they probably don’t find it amusing or want to benefit from it. Though if they did it to get 9001, I’m sure they’d take the prize.</p>
<p>Is the prize gratitude for making this thread over 9000?</p>