<p>If she’s going be to hooking up with someone, how about you and that soccer guy she likes just “accidentally” walk in on her or something.</p>
<p>^LOL that was a great episode.</p>
<p>well don’t do anything that can get you arrested for harassment or something.</p>
<p>^^^^Haha yeah, I LOVED that episode! I wish. I thought the preggers thing was a good idea though! The party is at her house, so I could ask one of my friends (who happens to be her frenemy) to locate where she keeps her condoms, since she’s going there tomorrow. But I’d rather do something that she would know for sure I did; I want to see her face when it happens. The hair cutting idea seems good; maybe I could do that while she’s hooking up? The walk in is a good idea too. Keep them comin!! PS, the party is a “pimps and hoes” party if that can help anybody. Whatever I wear has to outdo her, just sayin’.</p>
<p>Do her parents know about her sexual promiscuity? Are they going to be away or something? If they are not aware of these things, I could see a video camera. Or a cop if she’s drinking while underage. Ooor, if her family is religious, invite her clergy-member to the party. “Ah, Father/Rabbi, there’s something you should see in this guest room.”</p>
<p>I hope you’re a ■■■■■.</p>
<p>^Better yet, she could actually be the other girl, trying to find out what “this” girl is going to do!</p>
<p>Agree with La Tina. </p>
<p>If not, then just get into the Ivy and show up marvelously successful (and without thoughts of venegeance!) at your 10-year reunion.</p>
<p>^^^^Wow, I never thought of that.</p>
<p>^^^Haha I guess I’m a little excited right now, I must be coming across as a little desperate, so I don’t blame you for thinking that lol. I’m not going to do anything physically harmful or illegal; I just am really hurt and am willing to push my confidence and daring so that I can get my life back. The advice so far is nice, if not a little sparsely detailed, and I really appreciate it. I’ll update everyone on the situation in the future.</p>
<p>^^Haha.</p>
<p>^That would be a great ending.</p>
<p>So, do you know what you’ll do yet? And how long do you have?</p>
<p>give her an std?</p>
<p>nah, seriously I can’t think of anything besides you punching her in the face. I mean, fighting doesn’t really change much but neither does revenge and there’s something real nice about the contact of fist and *****face.</p>
<p>I never did get into girl drama, I sort of just fought but that was like…middle school and this one summer. The important thing is to seriously win, like have her on the ground bleeding and unconscious and make sure you don’t turn your back just to be safe. And then run of course. Wear steel toed combat boots and those nice fingerless gloves with little knuckle things and some lingerie (you’re GI Ho?)?</p>
<p>Slip ipecac into her food.</p>
<p>Doing her physical harm isn’t a good idea. I just thought of several movies where people crush up tons of ex-lax and dump it into people’s drinks, but that might be illegal. But yeah, best idea so far is getting into the school, and if she doesn’t, make sure she’s aware of this situation. I would be to embarrassed to brag about getting into a school, but it seems like it would fit your circumstances.</p>
<p>I hope OP’s not taking my suggestions seriously. I’m giving her examples that I’ve seen from movies. :D</p>
<p>Be a total ***** about it when you get into the school.</p>
<p>Roofies. Only if you swing that way, of course.</p>
<p>Put cooking oil into her makeup and give her acne.</p>
<p>Is she on any sports teams? Find pictures of her drinking or doing something illegal and send them to the school. This happened at a school district close to mine and a couple of students got suspended and kicked off of the teams because of it.</p>
<p>Well if her life depends on her social status, the best thing you can do would be not a physical confrontation, but something that degrades and humiliates her in front of everyone. So whatever you do, make it public. Ideally, you would also make it anonymous - a random and seemingly unprovoked “accident” would ruin her far more completely than if she could retaliate and alleviate her fall by claiming you have a vendetta against her. Following this line of thought, I personally wouldn’t employ the help of anyone else, as they could pose problems with protecting your anonymity. I would also check to make sure whatever you’re doing is legal, just in case. Finally, it needs to be memorable enough that people remember it whenever they see her again.</p>
<p>-likes the ipecac idea-</p>
<p><em>wonders what an icepac is</em></p>
<p>It induces vomitting. </p>
<p>Or, on the other hand, a fast-acting laxative. There are some that are extremely fast-acting and I’ve heard of people taking them right after they buy them at a store, and then having an… accident.</p>