<p>In my AP English class, the teacher says, "The house is going to go down when I do my future husband."</p>
<p>Someone in my history class says, "There's like 36 hours in a day."</p>
<p>Dude one time this girl was like "I believe in loop quantum gravity" and the rest of us were like "uhhh okay reject string theory n00b :rolleyes: because LQG is soooo compatible with relativism and all"</p>
<p>Wow, Poseur, that girl is really dumb. How does she even breathe? I mean seriously, loop quantum gravity? I hate it when there are people in my class that are that stupid. They should just put rocks at their desks--it'd make a better contribution to the classroom.</p>
<p>lol... one girl said, "if you've never gotten drunk or high, you don't deserve to be in high school." that was enlightening :P.</p>
<p>edit: lol poseur!</p>
<p>LOL at loop quantum gravity. I can totally relate. Like, for instance, I approached this girl and started to work my magic, right? So I start reciting:</p>
<p>"Will you walk into my parlor?" Said the spider to the fly;
"'Tis the prettiest little parlor that ever you did spy.
The way into my parlor is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to shew when you are there."</p>
<p>And, the girl says back (ROFL):</p>
<p>"Oh no, no," said the little Fly, "to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair can ne'er come down again." </p>
<p>Like, those are the next two lines in the poem I was reciting, but obviously I wanted her to
instead say the appropriate lines from Lewis Carroll's parody of the poem, which would have been:</p>
<p>But the snail replied "Too far, too far!" and gave a look askance --
Said he thanked the whiting kindly, but he would not join the dance.</p>
<p>Enraged by her ineptitude, I took out my vorpal sword and screamed (while cutting her to pieces):</p>
<p>"One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back."</p>
<p>Sigh, same **** different day, right?</p>
<p>P.S. After I cleaned up I was disgusted.</p>
<p>I would have recited the right lines :( <333</p>
<p>What does eccentric mean?
-Asain student in my Sophomore Honors English class. He doesn't fit the stereotype at all. </p>
<p>What does bias mean?
-Girl in Same Class</p>
<p>WHOA. It jumped my last post back to posts before. This is record for me I do believe.</p>
<p>Uhg, post order problem AGAIN!</p>
<p>Quoth the Poseur, 'Nevermore.'</p>
<p>I hope you are not serious about LQG. It has many aspects that make it more appealing than string theory, not that I endorse one over the other.</p>
<p>I am over 9000 percent serious.</p>
<p>@ iwaswalking: AS I pondered lololo</p>
<p>In the middle of the PLAN test last year, a random kid yelled out "What is wood-chucking and why can't woodchucks do it?!?"</p>
<p>My friend asked what sodomy was the other day. Another friend asked if he would be considered "homoerotic".</p>
<p>Keep in mind that both of these students are very sheltered, overprotected, highly religious kids with overbearing parents.</p>
<p>That first girl also asked if the food pyramid had the same nutritional benefits in the English language as it did in Spanish. Like, if olives had the same amount of calories in a different language.</p>
<p>...She's our valedictorian.</p>
<p>"I thought Mona Lisa and Mother Theresa were the same person." someone in my calc teacher's precalc class...</p>
<p>^ Wow. </p>
<p>That's sad about the olives.</p>
<p>In Physics, we were talking about Cavendish and how he figured out the gravitational constant using a torsion balance. My Physics teacher got a hold of one: <a href="http://www.physics.mq.edu.au/%7Edalew/AP8215.jpg%5B/url%5D">http://www.physics.mq.edu.au/~dalew/AP8215.jpg</a></p>
<p>Physics Teacher: Yes, it looks like a phallic apparatus.
Physics Teacher: You don't want to lick these balls; they're lead.
Physics Teacher: My balls are bigger than those of the AP Physics B teacher.
Physics Teacher: It's a sensitive instrument.
Physics Teacher: I rubbed my meat for 10 hours yesterday (he's big on grilling)</p>
<p>The whole class was in shock/cracking up</p>
<p>^ Lol</p>
<p>"You're so young, I am 3 operating systems older than you are." - AP Stats</p>
<p>My physics teacher likes to make comments that could be differently interpreted, including repeated threats to F various students.</p>
<p>at my junior high we were baking something and my teacher was telling us to put it in the oven at 350 and one girl goes "but its already 4:20"</p>
<p>Let me be your derivative so I may lay tangent to your curves.</p>
<p>Best math pickup ever.</p>