<p>To my Mother-in-Law who has demanded every holiday from us:</p>
<p>--I get that it fills your heart with joy to look around your table and see your children's faces, why don't you get that I want the same thing? I have eaten Christmas eve dinner at your table for 25 years, and I look around and see YOUR children's faces. My children are in the other room. And your children are jerks, and they married jerks. None of us even likes each other. We never speak in between these birthdays and holidays. We are not in each other's lives. Your children may love each other, but they don't like each other.</p>
<p>--I don't care anymore how much you pout. You've been too greedy and demanding of our time and you've gotten in the way of us building our own family traditions. You've done nothing to encourage your children to have strong families of their own, in fact you still just think we're all an extension of your family. wrong. If I was concerned with your pouting, I'd still be spending every mother's day cooking a meal for 26 people. I was a chump to even do it once. How self-involved can you be that you'd let your daughter-in-laws do this for you when they had babies on their hips? You don't like going out to restaurants for family gatherings because it's not intimate--guess what? Your family gatherings aren't intimate either. My 9 year old son still gets two of his aunts confused, even though they don't look alike, because neither one ever bothers to speak to him.</p>
<p>--My kids have nothing in common with most of their cousins. My freshman s will not have much to discuss with his college age cousins. He is living in an honor's community and has an academic scholarship to maintain, so he is not spending his weekends puking out the sorority/fraternity window. They know this. They think he's weird. They think he's a hippie/nerd. He is. We are. And we're happy that way. Your other grandchildren are close-minded snobs who aren't interested in talking to someone who isn't wearing Abercrombie. They're also dumber than dirt.</p>
<p>--You've been completely inflexible about these celebrations, so there isn't any room for compromise. You painted yourself into a corner. If you had been willing to do so, then I'd have tried to create something workable for both of us, but you're not, so we're off the bus. </p>
<p>--You're also a hypocrite. All these years you've demanded Christmas Eve. Can you really not look and see that at some point, your own family stopped spending Christmas Eve with your siblings? You started being home with your own family. Why were you allowed to do this, and we are not? At some point, as your children grew older, you made the extended family gatherings on other weekends, at varying locations. Why was that allowed to evolve and your own family is not? </p>
<p>--I might feel differently about this if you had some sort of emotional bond with your son. You want us all there to make you feel like you're having a Currier-and-Ives Christmas, but there is no substance underneath. There is no genuine warmth or caring. It's all for show. It's completely superficial. </p>
<p>If you're still reading, then thanks! I feel much better!</p>