For pete’s sake, STOP tagging people in your posts who aren’t even in the photo and have nothing to do with you post, just to have your cr*p posted on their page.
Hives, hives, go away. I don’t know why you are here, and I am tired of not being able to scratch you when you are itching like a son of … well, you know. Leave me alone!!
The rain this past weekend was welcome and wonderful. The streaked windows, not so much.
First you spend 20 min complaining about my choices of graduate school, then you waste 30 min on completely tangential topic and after you hang out you still keep texting me, mom.
This is why I don’t pick up your phone calls.
I can see only two scenarios:
- Your kids are decent people and hate you.
- Your kids are sanctimonious snots and you are congratulating yourself.
Ha! finding a bees nest with your hand was quick work by Karma!
You called the police on our backyard barbecue yesterday and when I rang your bell to try to be neighborly this afternoon you pretended you weren’t home. I saw you, lady. For someone who thinks they’re the neighborhood grownup you’re being awfully immature.
The police were lovely, by the way, and the officer rolled his eyes when he told us you were the ones who called.
You get a migraine EVERY SINGLE TIME. Every one. Kinda difficult not to take that personally. I give up.
Our air conditioning broke, and miracle of miracles, they were able to do a service call today, the day we called, AND the person who called came was actually able to fix it.
Dear mosquitos,
Just.Stop.Biting. Me.
It’s going to be a loooong summer…
I am sorry that I didn’t think of this sooner. We could have put a better plan into place.
Really happy that this was your news. Can’t wait to be able to share it!
Your world must be so very small.
USPS - it took 2 weeks to deliver the 3 cards, all sent to the same address and mailed at the same time. Didn’t realize you still used pony express.
Interesting how, as a person who would never make an apology, you are also incapable of accepting a sincere one. Clearly, you’d rather spend your life alone and indignant, rather than understand that despite people’s best efforts, things don’t always go exactly as planned.
It takes me too long to pick out my Diet Coke from the drink case at work now that I have to decide with whom I want to “share a Coke!”
There is nothing like keeping busy to avoid moping. And there is nothing to keep you busy like the carpet cleaner telling you he can come in two days or else you’d have to wait until he comes back from vacation.
This carpet has never been cleaned since it was installed over twelve years ago, so I decided to go for it.
So now we are in the middle of a major overhaul of one entire floor. Trash bin and recycling bins are nearly full and we have bags and bags ready for a trip to Goodwill.
Two wonderful daughters are helping.
I’m taking lots of breaks to play with and cuddle little service puppy who is a little out of sorts since big service puppy left yesterday.
So thankful that my father in law just left! Towards the end of his 3 day visit, I was needing to “go check on…” something about 30 minutes to keep from losing my cool. I can tolerate a fair amount of his “unique” personality, but when he starts telling me that I don’t understand MY kids, parents, and husband; tells me which one of my equally awesome kids will be successful and why the other one won’t (at least twice a day), when he only sees and/or speaks to them once a year, it’s time for him to leave.
I’m sorry you didn’t get decent parenting and role modeling as a child so that you learned hold tp hold ordinary conversations. But you are a grown up, and have had plenty of opportunity to figure this out by now, including gentle suggestions from the people around you. It is not a form of conversation to state your view, and then accuse anyone who says anything other than “yes, you are right,” of contradicting you.
10:30 pm… sitting on the patio seeing yet another day of my life off… I kind of like this unexpected heat wave. Must enjoy it while it lasts. 