<p>if you're sexiled, why don't you just bust into the room, put on earplugs and go into your bed... Its not like you're going to take pictures of them anyway</p>
<p>Umm, because it's awkward and gross. That seems like reason enough to me.</p>
<p>and also, you might feel horny enough once you go in to join the "party"!</p>
<p>I will admit to having done that on occasion, not when I was officially sexiled but when my roommate and her bf were in our bedroom and I didn't know what they were doing. It was very late, I had class early the next morning, and they were in there for long periods of time nearly every day. I don't mind being sexiled if it is a decent hour and when it is only for a little while, but it is too much to expect your roommates to stay out of their bedroom from afternoon until late at night. It just is not considerate.</p>
<p>Sign this contract with your roommate:</p>
<p>Sexiling is okay under certain conditions. Those include reasonable hours, having it be a rarity, warning me in advance if at all possible (and definitely if it will be late into the night), and leaving a sign outside to notify me so I don't accidentally walk in on it. If at any point anything in this contract is violated, I am fully in my rights to burst in there and join in.</p>
<p>^ That should do the trick</p>
<p>The classical method is to put a sock on the doorknob, or tape over the keyhole/key slot (which is more subtle) and have that be a signal to wait for some prespecified time period (half an hour is reasonable).</p>
<p>BTW, the reason you don't just bust in is that you and your roommate will never be able to look each other in the eye again. Also, your roommate will probably not like you very much, and may even retaliate if possible.</p>
<p>This also depends on the college situation; at Berkeley, on-campus housing is very close to the local frat houses, offering alternative places to crash in unusual circumstances.</p>
<p>they should have a "sex" room in each dorm building that has a lot of beds for sex... Therefore, no sexiling would exist!</p>
<p>A big common room for all sex? Man, that would be unspeakably weird.</p>
<p>oy the noises....
i'm hoping my suitemates aren't nymphos</p>
<p>" if you're sexiled, why don't you just bust into the room, put on earplugs and go into your bed... Its not like you're going to take pictures of them anyway"</p>
<p>" and also, you might feel horny enough once you go in to join the "party"!"</p>
<p>" they should have a "sex" room in each dorm building that has a lot of beds for sex... Therefore, no sexiling would exist!"</p>
<p>"so? people can study with piece without any vaginal fluid and semen spewing everywhere... not to mention the noises too!"</p>
<p>Were you raised in some sort of bubble, shut off from the outside world?</p>
<p>that would be unspeakably weird...</p>
<p>my thoughts exactly</p>
<p>I'm serious about the sex room, more privacy and quiet for nerds to study!</p>
<p>^Can you say "troll"?</p>
<p>I have been sexiled once and it was the craziest night I ever had. My roomate was nice enough to pour me a beer as a thanks for leaving. I then ordered a pizza and hung out in an upper floor and got a mohawk. Good times. Oh yeah, he did not get laid and was mad because of it.</p>
<p>bring a sleeping bag, and arrange for it to be in a friend's room if you get sexiled. Then you can crash wherever, and you don't have to break in to get the bag.</p>
<p>Or, have sex and his/her place</p>
<p>yes, occupational hazards in college</p>
<p>Or just get a single.</p>
<p>that's the easy way out, sorta</p>
<p>"i need a single due to a horrible case of uncontrollable flatulence"</p>
<p>don't steal jokes from crash</p>
<p>I love that movie!</p>