<p>^^ 14 posts? You’re new. Like we really need another one of your type.</p>
<p>You think he’s new? Really?</p>
<p>omg this is hilarious.</p>
<p>I know someone who sews, and the sewing machine on her desk makes the desk slam into the wall. So it sounds like she’s banging someone really hard, but she isn’t. And there’s always torn clothes all over her floor lol</p>
<p>How are you in real life dude?</p>
<p>1:64th scale maybe.</p>
<p>Is it legitimate to “sexile” your roommate to masturbuate? That’s still some kind of “sex” right?</p>
<p>No. If you can’t find enough time when your roommate isn’t around for that then you’re doing it too much. He goes to class for a reason.</p>
<p>you really shouldn’t be sexiled for masturbation. i mean if it’s taking that long, there’s just something wrong there.</p>
<p>From what I’ve read, college is going to be very interesting…</p>
<p>How the weel one was sexiled * from Friday to Sunday *? That’s just unadmissible.</p>
<p>One kid I know slept in a friend’s room for a week while his roommate had his girlfriend visit from the other side of the country. He figured it was easier to sleep elsewhere and let them get down to business. </p>
<p>I was told by my roommate not to come back to the room the day before one of my finals. I was allowed back in at 1AM and he decided to smoke a cigar after his deed was done. Luckily my final was at 6PM, but still.</p>
<p>One of my friends was on the top bunk when he wokeup to hear his roommate getting a sloppy bj from a random girl.</p>
<p>Sexiling isn’t that common, actually. I’ve never been on either side of it.</p>
<p>One time, my roommate did ask me to leave the room if he brought a girl back. He was a loser, though, so of course nothing happened.</p>
<p>FIRST POST!</p>
<p>What would you guys do if your parents (surprise visit) walked in on you hooking up? </p>
<p>American Pie scene :P</p>
<p>Discuss.</p>
<p>Nice question for a first post! </p>
<p>I would probably be horrifically embarrassed, and would confine myself in a room. Don’t know what I would do with the girl though…</p>
<p>what would you say the percentage of the incoming freshman class are virgins as compared to the class at the end of the first semester? can’t be too good…</p>
<p>My guesses would be 40% and 35%.</p>
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<p>■■■■■! That gave me my laugh for the day.</p>
<p>My roommate erected (no pun intended!) some sort of covering over his bed so he and his lady could do whatever without anybody seeing. You wouldn’t hear much except an occasionally cat noise (no joke). It was odd walking in on them probably everyday.</p>
<p>“However, I came back from class one afternoon to find the note :’ Opie- get milk… from CHINA.'”</p>
<p>That made my day.</p>
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<p>Not sure how your school is, but at my school, you need to swipe your student ID to get into the building, and then a key to get into the room. So, highly doubt that scenario would ever go down. (Some things are better left for the movies)</p>