Share your Paranoias!

<p>I am totally paranoid that:
1) Common app website will crash
2) sleepy admissions officers will mistakenly put my application in the "rejected" pile when they intended to admit me!</p>

<p>SHARE YOUR PARANOIAS :D</p>

<p>I am totally paranoid of:
1)bugs
2)bugs</p>

<p>Lol, you mean admissions related paranoias right?</p>

<p>1) That i’ll get waitlisted. Probably would kill me even more than getting rejected. I hate waiting.
2) That my essay will have a typo in it or not seen as creative enough.</p>

<p>I am completely nonreligous. Every now and then (maybe thrice a year or so), though, I think about what would happen if I went to hell. Boy, if you think about it with complete concentration you have a chill go down your spine.</p>

<p>Vomit :eek:</p>

<p>baha yeah this used to be in the college admissions board but they moved it to here</p>

<p>bugs? as in the system?</p>

<p>Yeah I’m scared that an admissions officer will accidentally reject me too! :(</p>

<p>^I don’t think that way</p>

<p>I am actually hopefully that the adcom will accept me on accident. =D lol</p>

<p>Not getting into a single one of my four reach schools ):</p>

<p>There’s this game called “Assassin” at my school.</p>

<p>You get assigned a person to “kill” and likewise, someone is trying to “kill” you. To “kill” a person , you have to shoot them with a water gun and they’ll be out of the game.</p>

<p>You get cards with your target’s photo, name, grade, and address. School grounds are off limits so people stalk each other.</p>

<p>It’s turning me paranoid. I’m not even kidding. I bring my water gun with me everywhere (you can “disable” your killer if you shoot him first). Last time this person came to our volleyball tournament and “killed” my friend. hahaha</p>

<p>^ lol that seems fun</p>

<p>I’m frequently paranoid that people will think I’m following them when I’m not.</p>

<p>ooo they have that assassin game in prep by curtis sittenfeld or something, who went to groton.</p>

<p>i was paranoid i wouldn’t get into groton for 10th grade. i didn’t ^^ but i don’t feel so bad because while i can’t say in detail how i know this, i know it had more to do with where i was from both location and school-wise than what i represented as a student. </p>

<p>i’m paranoid i’ll get into a shoddy college.</p>

<p>Viruses on my computer:(</p>

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<p>^We’re not paranoid about college itself.</p>

<p>Just the application part. Hilarious stories won’t help.</p>