<p>in my chem one 1 wrote several jokes. </p>
<p>A man orders a glass of H20, the guy behind him orders H20 too , and dies</p>
<p>My friend created that (we took the calc test together) funny how things spread. </p>
<p>sassafrasroots
"there's a facebook group called "i was raped by the 2007 ap calc free response" hahah it's pretty funny"</p>
<p>today i took my final ap exam EVER and after i finished i wrote them a note:</p>
<p>Dear collegeboard, as i conclude my 9th ap exam i want to sincerely thank you for giving me the opportunity to earn college credits. please go easy on this test since i am exhausted from taking all those tests.</p>
<p>thank you and god bless</p>
<p>In the APUSH essay about Teddy Roosevelt, someone should have written about how America needs Teddy "trust-busting" Roosevelt to come back alive and break up the collegeboard monopoly.</p>
<p>I'm not exactly allowed to tell anyone yet, but every person who took AP Biology this year has probably heard some interesting stories about the fourth FRQ.</p>
<p>YEah, i drew a funny cartoon below the very last part of Q4 of biology. MUTANTS!!!! AHHHH!!!!!</p>
<p>Q4.. well, let's just say i made the circle into a girl who was on her knees praying and in a thought bubble, "I HOPE THEY GO EASY ON ME ON THE FRQS." haha. and then i continued to write bio pickup lines (blabla if i were an enzyme i'd be helicase so i could unzip your jeans/genes) in other thought bubbles.</p>
<p>for euro, i wrote a note pleading for mercy on the 2 FRQs. :(</p>
<p>i thought ive heard "you be a parabola and i a line so i could be tangent to your curve"</p>
<p>How's this for silly? According to an AP US teacher, one of his students wrote the FRQ on FDR, not Teddy!</p>
<p>-The Silly Coot66</p>
<p>are you referring to laura on cc?,,,=p</p>
<p>I was going to draw a birthday cake on my AP Chem FRQ today (it's my birthday!) ... but then I got really bored, spaced out, and the test finished =(</p>
<p>I quoted Mufasa in my one biology free response...something about the circle of life. I'm hoping my grader likes that one. Surprisingly, it was actually a fitting way to close my essay!</p>
<p>A lot of my Physics answers were computed through Magic! Hopefully that'll give them a laugh.</p>
<p>On the AP Bio Exam, one of my friends wrote an in-depth, two-page front-to-back essay about Pokemon evolution.</p>
<p>I wrote a dumb log cabin joke on a calculus test once.
Why didn't I think to write any jokes on the AP? :( Oh well.</p>
<p>The only remotely relevent story I have is from the comparative test this year. Only 5 people took the test at our school. One girl wrote an essay on how she didn't learn any of the material (all of us self-studied) and walked out 10 minutes into the free response. Two more people left before the FR was over. From what I understand, we were all making up nonsense.</p>
<p>LOL for english im gonna write some crazy ****...</p>
<p>i wrote about the number "3" on my chem test
hopefully the graders get the hint haha</p>
<p>my math teacher said back in the day, one of his friends just stuck some dollar bills in with the frqs and begged for mercy. hahaha</p>
<p>^^ Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>Reading these stories makes my day a whole lot brighter (it has been pretty crappy lately because of the AP exams). So funny, some of it. ^_^</p>
<p>As I normally run out of time on my exams, I didn't really do any of this, except on the Bio exam, which was the only exam I EVER finished early enough with at least half an hour to spare after each section. For the FR, I BS'ed every single question. Then I used the remaining pages to "study" for my Physics C exams (Mechanics and E&M) which I had that afternoon. I wrote Physics equations to remind myself for the MC sections on all of the pages - there were more Physics stuff than there were Bio stuff on the last question. At the end, I wrote something to the effect of:</p>
<p>"Chemistry is sooo much better than Bio...
Even Physics is better than Bio, and that's really, really sad... =("</p>