Simpkins in today's "Campus Watch"

[MidwestMom2Kids_1]

<p>Sorry, spelled the dorm name wrong in the header and can't delete it. Simkins, not Simpkins.</p>

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SIMKINS HALL DORMITORY, 2501 San Jacinto</p>

<p>Public Intoxication: A UT student was reported as being “passed out” inside a 2nd floor men’s restroom. When the student came to, he had difficulty recognizing the date and time as he believed it was 8:30 p.m. the night before. The student was asked how much alcohol he had consumed to which he replied “double digits.” The student later clarified his alcohol consumption to some degree by stating he had “at least eight 16-ounce cans of beer” at a fraternity rush party. The student was indeed found to be under the influence of an alcoholic beverage to the point he was deemed to be a danger to himself. Occurred on 09/06/09 at approximately 6:00 a.m.

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[givings]

<p>Thanks for this, midwestmom. I had not heard of this email service. I just signed up!</p>

[ag54]

<p>Notice how many marijuana busts there have been at Jester this year? You’d think the word would get around that they are going to bust you if there is a wafting odor of pot going down the hall!!</p>

<p>I love reading the Campus Watch, whoever writes them can be really funny, like last year when he wrote about the amorous couple who were caught fooling around on the archery field - he said they were pierced by an arrow from Cupid! LOL</p>

[MidwestMom2Kids_1]

<p>I noticed that and thought the same thing about Jester. Good grief. Texas is an enormous state; you would think people would figure out there are lots of places you can go to smoke pot besides your dorm room.</p>

[theloneranger]

<p>Campus Watch is usually very entertaining. Whoever writes it loves cracking jokes at the expense of the criminals.</p>

[ag54]

<p>Gotta love game weekends = tons to report:</p>

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DARRELL K ROYAL TX MEMORIAL STADIUM, 405 East 23rd Street</p>

<p>Public Intoxication: A non-UT subject was reported as being intoxicated in Section 16. The subject was not too difficult to locate as all of the patrons that had been sitting around him had vacated the immediate area to avoid the subject’s violent serve involuntary reaction to the over consumption of an alcoholic beverage which was on the subject’s clothes, toilet tissue the subject was holding for such emergencies and neighboring seats. The subject had a difficult time standing and walking unassisted. The subject was indeed found to be under the influence of an alcoholic beverage to the point he was deemed to be a danger to himself and a biohazard to others. Occurred on 09/21/09 at 9:30 p.m.

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<p>GROSS!!! Glad my seats weren’t in that section!!</p>

<p>And then another gem from Simkins Hall:</p>

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SIMKINS HALL, 2501 San Jacinto </p>

<p>Consumption of Alcohol by a Minor: A UT staff member reported a shirtless and shoeless UT student hunched over a porcelain bowl located inside a 1st floor men’s restroom while paying homage to Dionysus, the Greek God of Wine, through offerings of his stomach contents. During the investigation, the student stated he believed the year was “1999” and that he had consumed “a lot” of alcohol. The student was found to be under the influence of an alcoholic beverage to the point Austin-Travis County EMS needed to transport the student to a local hospital for the treatment of alcohol poisoning. Occurred on: 9-19-09 at 3:15 AM.

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