<p>to Claremont McKenna. Given, I do not want to go there. Also, I won't get in there. </p>
<p>I am seriously thinking of sending it in to the Daily Show and the Colbert Report.</p>
<p>My original essay was 7+ pages. But due to the idiotic CommonApp form, I could only send in 2 pages of it. And I didn't even mention Stewart (who was included in my thesis sentece...), so I know I'm not gonna get in.</p>
<p>Do you think it'll get mentioned on the show if I send it in?</p>