<p>Basically, I want you to tell me what’s going on in each situation that comes up.</p>
<li><p>Floormate from last year winks at me every time I see him. Of course, I interpret this as romantic interest, but my friend thinks it’s no big deal and he laughs at it.</p></li>
<li><p>Roommate startles me sometimes. In the middle of the night, he would start muttering stuff and raising his hands in the air. He would also sporadically yell out stuff, and I would be so startled that my heart would start to race. </p></li>
<li><p>I asked my roommates one night if they’re gonna have a busy night and then went to my bed and kept the door ajar. Apparently, this was construed as my seducing them. Roommate followed me into the room. </p></li>
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<p>Well, how would you interpret these scenarios?</p>
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<li>Floormate from last year winks at me every time I see him. Of course, I interpret this as romantic interest, but my friend thinks it’s no big deal and he laughs at it.</li>
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<p>Male or female?</p>
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<li>Roommate startles me sometimes. In the middle of the night, he would start muttering stuff and raising his hands in the air. He would also sporadically yell out stuff, and I would be so startled that my heart would start to race. </li>
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<p>You have two Options: Stuff his face with a pillow or move out!</p>
<p>“3. I asked my roommates one night if they’re gonna have a busy night and then went to my bed and kept the door ajar. Apparently, this was construed as my seducing them. Roommate followed me into the room.”</p>