Did my roommate really do that to me?

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<p>Am I overreacting here or did my roommate just make a sexual pass on me? I was awoken by my roommate with his hands on my chest. I was so startled that I suddenly sat up on the bed and asked why he was sitting on my bed staring. He said "It's 9." I checked my watch, and I kept telling him it was not 9. It was 5:50. I was really confused... I started to think he was drunk. I asked him what he was doing on my bed, and he was like "you know when I go stay Downtown... I was wondering if I could do that here." At first, I was hearing "standing Downtown," and I was like WTH? he is so drunk. I thought he was talking about the standing regulations at the concert he recently attended. Next, he was like "you know how you put that pillow on top of you?" I couldn't understand what he was trying to get at here either, so he had to repeat himself. So, while he kept explaining, my other roommate woke up, compelling him to explain what he was doing up at that time. I whispered to my other roommate that I thought the one who woke me up was drunk and not making sense. Both of them went back to sleep. </p>

<p>Unable to sleep afterwards, I tried to process what just happened, and that's how I concluded that it was a sexual pass. First of all, he was touching me, and staring. Second, the 9 wasn't a reference to time-- it was to the length of his hotdog. Third, "staying Downtown" means staying with his girlfriend... I realized he wasn't saying "standing Downtown" because that phrase doesn't make any sense. Fourth, I interpreted his reference to my second pillow (which I place next to me or on top of me) as his wanting to sleep with me (as in sleep next to me on my bed or actually do it). I tried explaining these clues to my other roommate, but he thinks it was nothing. He believes the other guy who says that he just sleepwalked and promises to never do it again (how could you anticipate something like that? nonsense).</p>

<p>To be honest, I would've welcomed the gesture if he wasn't in a relationship and if I wasn't in a relationship. Nevertheless, I was so startled because I thought something was wrong in the dorm (I actually thought for a moment that my roommate was a criminal or something). Now, I'm thinking that either my roommate has a sleepwalking condition (which is freaky) where he says nonsense stuff or he actually wanted to do something with me. Am I interpreting the clues right?</p>

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<p>So you're gay? I feel like your over analyzing the whole situation to be honest though.</p>

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<p>Only a gay guy would analyze it as such. But if you both are, why not go for it ;).</p>

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<p>Trollzoroz</p>

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<p>Since when did accusations of "trolling" become so trendy? It's a real situation, and I want to find out if my interpretation is correct.</p>

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<p>um thats how you usually wake up someone you touch their arm, shoulder or chest and shove them around until they wakeup.</p>

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<p>talk to him, say you thought he was sleepwalking and he did some really weird stuff and was babbling nonsense, and you are wondering if he is a sleepwalker</p>

<p>from his response you will get your answer</p>

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<p>Um, because they're both in relationships?</p>

<p>Maybe he was sleepwalking (does he ever talk in his sleep?). And maybe he was drunk. Can't you tell by the morning after?</p>

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<p>It sounds like he was sleepwalking. I've walked out the front door once in my sleep.</p>

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<p>This is my take on it (as a no-nonsense, male-dominant kind of guy). </p>

<p>Stop over analyzing. There is no profound psychological issue here. Ask him why he did it, if he gives you some sketchy answer, tell him you will have problems if he ever does it again.</p>

<p>(If you're gay, ignore this advice).</p>

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<p>Since when a man "touching" another's chest is a "sexual" act?
I mean, he wasn't rubbing your nipples, caressing you or something like that...
...unless you are a girl.</p>

<p>All the time I read your post I thought you were a girl and I was saying to myself, oh nice, mixed dorms... but after reading the responses in the forums I realized you are a guy.</p>

<p>Get over it, he was just sleepwalking or maybe high on crack, who knows.</p>

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<p>I don't blame him for over analyzing. You gotta think of things ahead of time to deal with them in the present. What if he woke up one day chained to his bed and naked and his roommate was having his way with him? It is very plausible.</p>

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<p>chains? not plausable.
Other stuff? yes.</p>

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<p>if nothing he was saying was making sense, its pretty much guaranteed he was sleepwalking. i think its way more funny than scary.</p>

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<p>wow, i wish mine was a 9.</p>

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<p>bahahahaha</p>