<p>While I'm probably breaking some copyright law, I loved this song from the Wellesley Song Book.
The Wellesley Composite. To the tune of "Funiculi, Funicula" (youtube it): </p>
<p>Some think it worth their while to go to college,
And so do I! And so do I!
Some think that only men are fit for knowledge,
But not so I! Oh, no not I!
I love to spend my days and nights dissecting
The slimy frog From marshy bog;
And see the sine and cosine intersecting,
With monstrous log, Near mossy log.</p>
<p>Chorus:
Wellesley, Wellesley, only to be there
Drives away each melancholy care;
She charms my eye, My muscle trains, And gives me information rare.
Alma Mater fair, since thou art mine, My heart is thine.</p>