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<p>My SAT essay was better than my friend’s, but he got a better score than me. Was my score too low, or was his too high?</p>

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<p>This thread is amazing.</p>

<p>I only shower once a week. Why do you think people won’t be friends with me?</p>

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<p>“What kind of EC’s should I do to get into Harvard? PLZZZZ!!!”</p>

<p>“You should actually just do what you love, really.”</p>

<p>“Fine, what kind of EC’s should I do in what I love to get into Harvard?”</p>

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<p>Your essay sounds interesting, PM me please!!!</p>

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<p>I liked this one:</p>

<p>“My roommate has a FURBY!”</p>

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<p>Why did my val go to a state school?!?!?!? He was be unworthy!!! I should be Val!</p>

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“Fine, what kind of EC’s should I do in what I love to get into Harvard?”

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<p>I think the post you’re thinking of is: “Fine, what should I love in order to get into Harvard?”</p>

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<p>will it hurt my chances if a university sees i took the SAT x amount of times? does that make me seem like i wasted too much time studying?</p>

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<p>SAT: 2320 (retaking for writing)</p>

<p>Should I put awards from elementary/middle school on my applications?</p>

<p>Help an underachiever!!! Chances for Hopkins, MIT, Stanford, Duke, IVY!!!</p>

<p>I’d retake that SAT if I were you. Penn only considers legacies with 700+ on each section for admission.</p>

<p>Will my life be over if I don’t get into an Ivy?</p>

<p>Top investment firms only consider graduates of Ivy League schools for employment.</p>

<p>You’ve been to the Moon? Sorry, Stanford’s still a reach until you get those SAT scores up.</p>

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Got to love high school life forum.</p>

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<p>“Was my score too low, or was his too high?”</p>

<p>“Fine, what should I love in order to get into Harvard?”</p>

<p>brilliant</p>

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<p>BUMP </p>

<p>plzz only four people have told me i have an absolutely 100% chance of getting into this school… </p>

<p>I NEED MORE OPINIONS PEOPLE!</p>

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<p>…BUMP</p>

<p>It’s fine when you do it one, two, or three times. But seriously…it gets annoying after a while. Once you finally think that the thread is dead for good, it comes back :stuck_out_tongue: haha</p>

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<p>I’M GONNA APPLY TO HARVARD, AND THAT’S MY ONLY SAFETY. AND MY PARENTS TOTALLY BACK ME UP, SO I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU GUYS SAY.</p>

<p>I still headdesk whenever I think of that thread.</p>

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<p>What is a good school for premed? I refuse to use the search function and read any of the other 1,834,294,190 threads on the same topic.</p>

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<p><a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/massachusetts-institute-technology/438517-omg-omg-super-low-sats-gpa-help-chance-me.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/massachusetts-institute-technology/438517-omg-omg-super-low-sats-gpa-help-chance-me.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>"How can this beeeeee??? I got rejected from Harvard but like ten people from my high school got in! OMG I’ve like compared their stats and its like SO NOT FAIR! I’m WAY BETTER!!!</p>

<p>(Displays every single possible academic stat of “rivals”)"</p>

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<p>I swear, the next person who posts one of these ridiculous posts is getting a virtual b itch slap from me.</p>

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<p>My roommate is gay. We are not longer roommates now but I still want advice.</p>

<p>How do you and your roommate schedule masturbation times?</p>

<p>What kind of clothes do college kids wear? I understand college is just three months after senior year in high school but I think I need to buy a completely new wardrobe because they call the next phase of school a new name.</p>

<p>I have a kitchen in college! Can someone tell me what to cook even though I have most likely lived in a house with a kitchen my entire life?</p>

<p>Should I buy a TV that weighs more than me and costs more than three months rent?</p>

<p>What kind of bag should I get? I have back problems, but I’d rather carry a tote bag which just makes things worse, and I won’t listen to people who tell me to try backpacks.</p>

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<p>Actually, totally not kidding here, how DO guys (or girls?) “schedule masturbation times”?</p>

<p>Sincerely,
A girl</p>

<p>PS. This: “What kind of bag should I get? I have back problems, but I’d rather carry a tote bag which just makes things worse, and I won’t listen to people who tell me to try backpacks” made me laugh because it sounds exactly like something I would ask.</p>

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<p>^bahahaha. Can we be best friends/roommates? kthx.</p>

<p>“So this girl that gets free lunch got into Kenyon. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?”</p>