<p>Incredibly racist, but nonetheless very funny. </p>
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<p>hahaha</p>
<p>" Asian kids start private music lessons as kindergarteners (before they start learning how to use chopsticks, but after they start their introductory calculus lessons)"</p>
<p>"To Conservative Asians, most other instruments are a no-no. Especially brass instruments and instruments associated with bands and more popular music. To Asian parents, instruments such as trombones, saxophones, trumpets, percussive drums, guitar (especially ELECTRIC GUITAR) are blasphemous. Asian parents don’t want their child to risk becoming evil rock musicians! Asian kids must be proper. They must be able to play the kind of music that can be heard at church or when family friends visit. They must be able to read at a 5th grade level before they are potty-trained. And most importantly, they must learn how to haggle with other children when trading lunches in order to achieve the most economical utility."</p>
<p>"The guitar is allowed after the age of 18, when children are legal adults and want to play sad songs about how the girl in Multi-Quantum Physics isn’t digging their outfit or accepting their invitations to buy boba"</p>
<p>"Asians, in some situations, will even cause scuffles with other parents over how superior their own children are. ‘My child played that song beautifully.” ‘Your child ruined an entire classical masterpiece! Didn’t you hear that A-flat that they played instead of an A Sustained Minor 7 Flat Sharp Skinny Dull Chord with Base Triad? I’m calling the competition director.” Some Asians go as far as recording competitions in order to show other parents how much better their own children are. ‘He sure looks good on camera. His glasses glistening in the sun are so much better than your child’s glasses-less face with non-existent eyes!” The use of instant replay makes its debut at this time (about 8 years old), but is used later on during many other competitive situations by non-relenting asian parents."</p>
<p>Haha, I just started a thread with the same name yesterday-ish....</p>
<p>The problem with using stereotypes against an ethnicity or race as a joke is that you have to have good delivery. It has to be funny. This doesn't pull it off.</p>
<p>Not as funny as Stuff White People Like.</p>
<p>everything that has to do with pop culture</p>