<p>la-a (ladasha)</p>
<p>Ron .</p>
<p>lol @ that idea</p>
<p>,door - Commodore. It implies violence and has that thing</p>
<p>I wouldn’t be too fond of numbers proceeding my name.</p>
<p>how about “Admiral”</p>
<p>^that reminds me of Catch-22 and Major Major.
We watched the movie in class and we had a paper to fill in about the characters and my teacher accidentally wrote in an extra “major” so it said “Maj. Major Major” or something like that.</p>
<p>I also had a teacher named Todd (not the manliest guy…) and there was a teacher who named her baby Hunter. That might’ve been a girl, I forgot.</p>
<p>What about Guy or Girl?</p>
<p>^^ Nope Maj. Major Major Major’s first middle and last names were Major.</p>
<p>I can’t stand names that sound old and outdated like-</p>
<p>Ruth
Gaylord
Bethany
Basil
Henry
Ramona
Susan</p>
<p>Or names that look pudgy. Meaning they have two or more Bs in them.</p>
<p>Bob
Barbara</p>
<p>Ew. Ew. Ew.</p>
<p>^ Basil is an awesome name but only for a hilarious dirty old man…</p>
<p>THE NAME GUIDE FOR TWINS:</p>
<p>Salt & Pepper.
Chuck & Larry
Batman & Robin
Mustard & Ketchup</p>
<p>and so on. . . .</p>
<p>please refrain from using “Rudolf & Adolf” (like one couple did.)</p>
<p>you know why.</p>
<p>There’s a boy in my math class named Angus. But he goes by Matt.</p>
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<p>Angus Beef! :o</p>
<p>^^^I once knew a set of triplets (not very well), and I’m pretty sure one boy’s name was Erik and the girl’s name was Erika. Something like that, anyway.</p>
<p>Or you could name twins (boy/girl) Alexander and Alexandria. That would be fun. 
When I wrote little stories as a kid, that’s the kind of thing I’d do. Haha…that might prove a point about the tackiness.</p>
<p>I’m all for naming them Male or Female, though. If there’s more than one boy or girl, their middle names will correspond with when they’re born. Male One Jones, Male Two Jones, etc. And then I can just call them by numbers. It’s perfect!</p>
<p>Bonus tacky points- make sure your kid’s names all start with the same letter. Bonus bonus points if they start with the same syllable.</p>
<p>mithrandir</p>
<p>Name your child Boromir!</p>
<p>Or Frodo</p>
<p>Or Merry</p>
<p>Or Pippen</p>
<p>Or Sauron</p>
<p>Or Sam</p>
<p>^ Sam?</p>
<p>A guy in my history class is named Tomaso. But everyone calls him Dober because the teacher messed up his name card for the whole SEMESTER and he was too shy to speak up.</p>
<p>People would be like, “Wait…isn’t that…TOMASO??!”. And the rest of the class would tell them to shut up for being insensitive, “No stupid! His name is Dober, don’t make fun of him. Sheesh.”</p>
<p>My best friend, a Ginger, wants to marry another Ginger. I insist that he names his redheaded offspring Ginger. </p>
<p>Side note: I have an Uncle named Man and a great aunt that was named Slim.</p>