Tacky names for my children

<p>I love the name Braden/Brayden. I don’t like the others, but something about names starting w/ Br. My other favorite guy name is Bradley. Also a fan of Cole, Drew, and Taylor for guys.</p>

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I don’t like names that are objects like Cole (Cole slaw) and Drew (He drew a picture).</p>

<p>Heath
Beezus
Anything that ends with an H but doesn’t need it - like Dakotah, Mariah
Anything that switches an I/A for a Y or vice versa
Anything with too many eigh sounds, like Leigh… or Brayden
Months of the Year
Days of the Week
Seasons</p>

<p>^^^You’re pickyy…</p>

<p>I am amused by girl’s names that mean you either ought to be a stripper or a nun, like…</p>

<p>Chastity
Charity
Patience</p>

<p>Tinsley.
I absolutely hate this name. It sounds like some off brand cheap pinetree scented air freshner.
The parents clearly hated her if the named their child Tinsley.</p>

<p>Oh, and Dolly. And that’s another one I hate.</p>

<p>^ Isn’t Tinsley a last name?</p>

<p>Im very picky…</p>

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<p>I always thought Nurse Joy from Pok</p>

<p>^ OK that’s messed up… although the messed up bit is that probably somewhere on the internet a video of that exists.</p>

<p>^ BAHAHA. If not a stripper, she and Brock must have gotten it on at some point.</p>

<p>Willy Wang, or Richard Small. Because the nickname for Richard is Dick.</p>

<p>Hahh, sorry for the ***** names. I personally know people with both these names. Don’t get me started on all the jokes they have to endure.</p>

<p>And Ophelia, even though I think it’s a really pretty name, it’s pronounced as “oh feel ya.”</p>

<p>Nemo (“No one” in Latin, so you’ll be calling your child “no one”…)</p>

<p>I shudder to think…what if…</p>

<p>A couple of months ago, my wife and I were looking at the baby name book we bought back in 1992. In the back we had written our choices. Beavis was our 2nd choice. </p>

<p>Before you laugh, the show, Beavis and Butthead first aired in 1993. </p>

<p>My wife doesn’t even like me talking about it. Wonder what kind of boy he’d be today?!</p>

<p>I almost got named Hiladgard. </p>

<p>My father wanted to name me Shelby, not because he liked the name, but because he always wanted the Shelby Ford.</p>

<p>-Peggy
-Pam</p>

<p>more to come later…
and lol @ hunter my there are 2 math teachers at my school that are married and their son’s name is Hunter hahaha</p>

<p>I’m going to be honest. When I find out that someone’s name is Tammy, Patty, Peggy, Doug, or James, my estimation of their intelligence drops. I suppose my children need these kinds of names to fit in with the NASCAR community</p>

<p>City Names
Country Names
Stuff like Shaniqua and BonQuisha and LaTondra
Stuff Love, Precious, Joy</p>