The Most Extreme Haiku Challenge

<p>I love my weekend
It happens to be four days
But now I am bored...</p>

<p>I should have worked hard
on my homework this weekend
but I chilled instead.</p>

<p>Modern computer
I click the mouse many times
The sound of whirring</p>

<p>Unproductive
Wow, I had three days
to get caught up on my work
for once. Shame on me.</p>

<p>Why the **** did I have
School Today? Brain-dead school board,
Let us consummate.</p>

<p>Ya, I had four days
Didn't do anything at all
Oh well, it was fun.</p>

<p>neethus, in what world
is what you just typed above
remotely haiku?</p>

<p>I will admit though
You have a valid question.
There should not be school!</p>

<p>Didn't see this page.
Now I feel like a loser.
Oh well, such is life.</p>

<p>Regarding homework...
I still haven't done it all.
Have barely started.</p>

<p>I need to research
I have history debates
they are coming fast</p>

<p>Lmao I'm gonna be a c-c-c-combo breaker and say to RhymeswithGreen - Idk, I just suck at Haikus.</p>

<p>Isn't it 5-7-5??</p>

<p>I wrote a haiku
about the haiku rules once
but I don't know where.</p>

<p>Yes, five-seven-five
is the proper way to write
a haiku, neethus</p>

<p>Sorry to seem rude
If I came across that way.
Thought it was funny.</p>

<p>I am really confused.
Why was my haiku so wrong?
I thought it was good.</p>

<p>Don't colleges give off for = 7
President's day? If not, that's = 7
really, really, really... really lame. = 9</p>

<p>Count the syllables
in each line and you will know
It's not quite haiku.</p>

<p>You should keep trying.
There's potential in your poems.
Good luck and have fun.</p>

<p>I hate myself now
I have lots of work to do
yet procrastinate</p>

<p>just one hour left
I'm going to a movie
right now: Pokemon</p>

<p>Whoops, for some reason
I thought really was one
syllable, not two.</p>

<p>I do not know why
I messed up so horribly
on that haiku - sad.</p>

<p>Wow, that haiku is
just plain fail, but my others
are just fine it seems.</p>

<p>I hate my high school,
I cannot wait till college.
Good luck to seniors!</p>

<p>Haikus are really weird.
Lalafafahaha.
W.T.F. Haha.</p>

<p>Refridgerator.
Mine stands barren, void of that
which is yummy, good.</p>

<p>It makes me annoyed
when peer editors are lame
and feedback lacking.</p>

<p>My world lit paper
is clearly mostly garbage,
but she says "awesome!"</p>

<p>Work's cut out for me
But I'll pause for a school chat
in T minus ten...</p>