<p>let's have this new game where every person adds a line to the story. and make it interesting...</p>
<p>i'll begin:</p>
<p>It's another of those hot summer afternoons.</p>
<p>I was driving home from school when this clown jumped onto the roof of my car.</p>
<p>I am beyond afraid of clowns, do of course I flipped out.</p>
<p>The clown was unconventional looking with a fluorescent green ball stuck to his nose.</p>
<p>Which pulsed with the breeze, and gave him the power to...</p>
<p>...park his car wherever he wanted. lol</p>
<p>Remember kids, don't smoke grass...</p>
<p>I mean...</p>
<p>So I got out of my car and I saw a giant...</p>
<p>....he was so big and green....</p>
<p>..,and decided to swallow me whole..</p>
<p>I screamed with all the energy I had, except no sound came out!</p>
<p>I dialed my cellphone and called my girlfriend....</p>
<p>Her cellphone was switched off.</p>
<p>I just realized that I was the character in eminem's song 'stan' and that my girlfriend was in the trunk pregnant.</p>
<p>So, I picked up the cellphone and try to reach my priest..</p>
<p>...when i felt a cold, clammy hand clutch my neck from behind.</p>
<p>It was Eminem with Hailey in his arms, shouting: .....</p>
<p>Own3d!!!!!</p>
<p>I turned around, "WHAT?"</p>
<p>A alien emerged told me I was the chosen one...</p>
<p>I said "No I'm not!", kicked him in his balls, and ran...</p>