<p>to my closet; in which I came out of.</p>
<p>I like the idea of copy-paste-ing. It keeps everything in order. Cuz I'm OCD like that. Well here you go... </p>
<p>It's another of those hot summer afternoons. I was driving home from school when this clown jumped onto the roof of my car. I am beyond afraid of clowns, do of course I flipped out. The clown was unconventional looking with a fluorescent green ball stuck to his nose. Which pulsed with the breeze, and gave him the power to park his car wherever he wanted. So I got out of my car and I saw a giant. He was so big and green, and decided to swallow me whole. I screamed with all the energy I had, except no sound came out! I dialed my cellphone and called my girlfriend. Her cellphone was switched off. I just realized that I was the character in eminem's song 'stan' and that my girlfriend was in the trunk pregnant. So, I picked up the cellphone and try to reach my priest, when i felt a cold, clammy hand clutch my neck from behind. It was Eminem with Hailey in his arms, shouting: Own3d!!!!! I turned around, "WHAT?" An alien emerged told me I was the chosen one. I said "No I'm not!", kicked him in his balls, and ran to my closet; in which I came out of. After emerging from my closet, I met the evil</p>
<p>The greatest evil of them all- the all mighty darth vader.</p>
<p>After comparing SAT scores and class rank, DV and I decided to go watch Dodgeball: An Underdog Story together.</p>
<p>Darth and I laughed for hours, but just as the movie was ending....</p>
<p>Then his mom called.....she found crack in his room.....</p>
<p>Boy, was she happy to finally get her hands on them.</p>
<p>Darth decided to run away so he asked me for $100 and a car....</p>
<p>I gave him my car and a baseball cap I got last Christmas to use as a disguise</p>
<p>But the cap didn't fit him...it was too small.</p>
<p>he was furious and tore the cap in two, "are you an alien with a microscopic head?" lol</p>
<p>and finally i decided to tell the story of my far away planet...skittles</p>
<p>But he wanted to hear somthing more exciting....</p>
<p>"Can you do a little 'alien trick' to prove your 'alienness'?"</p>
<p>so i showed him my six legs</p>
<p>he immediately figured out that the extra four legs were phony</p>
<p>so i asked him... why did you turn to the dark side?</p>
<p>"nothing makes sense! what are you talking about?"</p>
<p>Little did he know that THAT was my 'alien trick' - I wasn't talking at all, I was communicating my thoughts telepathically.</p>
<p>The darth vader recieved another meancing phone call from his mom...his fate shall be decided.</p>