The Official College Confidential Rap

<p>Run 'em out, run 'em, run 'em out,
Tell ‘em to get outta my city
Thinkin’ you’re so big, manm, you ain’t diddy
You’re so shameful, man, it’s just a pity
Think you untouchable, just hit da nitty-gritty</p>

<p>Rappin’ ‘bout junk, thinkin’ you spit hot rhymes,
Step on the bball court, I be droppin’ dimes
You need what I got, I got extra enzymes</p>

<p>Nerd, you got no talent try to write a ballad
I be filet mignon, you just chef salad
My rap credit score is 800, you’s be invalid</p>

<p>I got pefect score like da SAT, you just catchin’ zzzzs
Oh oh oh, I control the CC scene, that’s all I’m gonna say
Study hard, post on CC all day
Legendary nerd, I’m CC’s Dr. Dre
Write betta music than “a bay bay”</p>

<p>Man, I dis CC scene,
Like Punnet squares I got da best genes
I run dis scene, just get outta my way!
I’m da boss of the CC scene…</p>

<p>Lol, great thread topic! Who knows where this will go…</p>

<p>Cruisin’ on this thread
Reading these lame rhymes
Made my beat by pressin buttons
On my TI-89
Writin a new rap
To add my own shine
Now I may be a newbie
But this thread is mine</p>

<p>I go all day
Don’t got time for sleep
On my school’s home page
Need another EC
I rep so hard
You’d think I was an AP
If we were in class
No way you’d outrank me</p>

<p>There ain’t no thread like this
There ain’t no chick like me
You ain’t worth a diploma
Go get a GED</p>

<p>Word. (That was fun. I like this thread. lol.)</p>

<p>CCers, you shay dat you da boss
I’m sorry, I mistook you for used dental floss
Probe CC all all day ‘n’ night
Looking for random ■■■■■■
Post nerd youtube videos, you know I gotta rick roll!</p>

<p>My IQ makes me bright
My dad’s money makes me tight
Never ride coach, 1st class when I’m on flight!</p>

<p>You fellas carry guns,
Well, I got my TI-89
Platinum Edition you know I’m gonna use cosine!</p>

<p>You weaklings can’t rhyme
Take me writing seminar I teach ya tangent over sine
That line made no sense, but it does to me
Dummy that’s how smart I be</p>

<p>Got of my forum, I own CC
I’m da beast of HSL,
Gotta go, that’s the school bell!</p>

<p>Lol, this is too funny! :D</p>

<p>While I be on my computer watching the king and queen of the asian monarchy kevjumba and nigahiga dam boi dem folks are funny.</p>

<p>yo meaty. you foooo.
that didn’t rhyme
you think you’re too cool?</p>

<p>get a 89 titanium
since you got no cranium
can’t even make up a rap
what a sad little chap</p>

<p>***** SLAP</p>

<p>sorry for bashin
i didn’t really mean it
i love you meaty
you’re absolutely dashing</p>

<p>Wow. I suck at this.</p>

<p>Rap doesn’t have to rhyme, I like bingo big time.</p>

<p>^Clown you rhymin’ big time can’t you see what I mean?
Cookin’ up them noob words like a poet’s supreme
Rhyme and time’s what I said when I was jus’ a youngin’
Now I’m twisting dictionaries while out G-thuggin</p>

<p>fairy_dreams you really suck at this
the opposite of that economic stimulus
Just kidding, actually the reverse could be true
If you just do what the rest of us was taught in preschool
Just be yourself, lose your inhibitions
Follow me and pick up this invitation
Open your mind wide open, and let go of the cr@p
Screw words like “dashing” “cranium” and “chap”
And you will see exactly what you capable of
Try it, go ahead and simply spread that love</p>

<p>So I came back
No improvements
You clueless
I was so stupid
Thinking y’all could really do this</p>

<p>Try as hard as you might
This ain’t a course you self study
My rhymes flow so smooth
Like fresh Silly Putty</p>

<p>Real advice to the strugglers
Find your real flow
And if you can’t get it togetha
Then you should leave it alone</p>

<p>Biggie Smalls iz tryin to tell us to how to flow
so i’ll give it to him deadly and i’ll give it to him slow</p>

<p>I been rappin my lyrics ever since 1993
and nobody in the world ain’t got nothin on me
biggie better take a backseat to my elegant style
when I listen to his verses I cough up a cup of bile
he doesn’t want us to use big words he can’t understand
what right does he to have to say whhich words are banned
I’m so dashing I’m smashing my titanium cranium into your thoughts
with a smack, little chap, i’m making it whack
I’m phat the right way and ghetto fabulous
And I’m banging these words like I bang G’s cause
I got the rhythm to git em and I never ever be stoppin
so put up your hands if you want to get it poppin</p>

<p>I be seein the sad stuff I be seein da sorrow
my fellow today don’t be livin tomorrow
but thats what gives me the pain to fuel my words
cause da only way to be a better rapper is to show what hurts
I be gangbangin and I holdin my glock
with my all this stuff I be settin da clock
of your life
fifty two minutes back
but my glocks are my music be ready for my attack</p>

<p>But enough of stuff, see I even got more
i’m ill, I’m tight and smarter than y’all
I can run you in circles in Biology AP
Pauli’s Competitive Exclusion Principle,Evolution and enthalpy
Don’t come back at me with chemistry
cause I got a solid, Ti- 83
and I’m not afriad to use it
so maybe you should just lose it
top of the tops in all of my class
I’m sorry, yes I know you’re dead last
So as you can see I got everything covered
and this is for Biggie: no sweat, I love you my brother</p>

<p>got challenged to give sum rapz by this niqqa zapz
try to call me out get me to curse but i recognize these traps</p>

<p>im too fly for HSL anyway, impregnate the whole forum
like a pedo in a playground, all you kids feel my cum</p>

<p>livin in atlanta you think i could learn to spit verse
but hell im white and im nerdy you could say its a curse</p>

<p>but ill murder a rap just like im black
the clone of eminem niqqa tell me im whack
get ya ■■■ caved in, cravin the ice pack
but we old school like rocky get a steak, or better yet like bobby brown get ya crack</p>

<p>WUT WUT OMG IM SO AWESOME</p>

<p>Yo the above was so derogatory
Especially the part where he went to playgrounds in his story
I hope that nobody becomes to irate
This is my first rap here, so y’all got to celebrate
Cuz I’m got more skillz than Kanye West
My rap in “Girl you so Fly” displayed what’s makin’ me the best</p>

<p>word out</p>

<p>oh,I loved this thread. where is my biggie ? sigh>?</p>