The Official I'm-Going-to-Send-My-Essay-In-Two-Minutes-Before-the-Deadline Thread

<p>Aaahhh, that was meant to be an obscure reference! In this case, the "Los Illuminados" from the hit game "Biohazard 4!" Sorry about that, guess I should be more careful...:D</p>

<p>And also, there's no need to be nervous! Smother yourself in tomato sauce-it'll make everything feel better!</p>

<p>I told myself this wouldn't happen to me, yet here I am without a complete essay.
i will be sending it in 2 min before the deadline :-(</p>

<p>I'll take your bet and raise you a minute! (Okay, sorry, stupidity quota not yet filled and it's fast approaching midnight)</p>

<p>it's still only the 30th right? o_o sometimes I doze and then think it's the 1st!</p>

<p>It's actually already the first! You see how on the posting time it only reads "Today?" It's to trick you! It doesn't want you to know that "Today" means the first and that the deadline was 22 hours ago! Oh, the horror! The inhumanity! And darn it why am I suddenly feeling so hyper-active? You just had to make me get out of work mode, didn't you, Steven? Getting me to talk about tomatoes...<em>grumble grumble</em></p>

<p>Ouch123 has caught the crazy. And I'm happy for him.</p>

<p>Yes... we are slowly growing crazy.... I have no idea what time it is (i got rid of all calendars and clocks in my room to motivate myself). </p>

<p>The only way I can check is by posting on CC cause my comp is half-broken.. hahahaha</p>

<p>To Lolcats-
HAHAHAHAHAAHA. Its okay. I scrapped my main essay today, which I had been working on since August, and wrote a completely new one. How many essays have you finished since your last post? </p>

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I sent in an EA application with SECONDS to spare! So intense! I was just finishing the supplemental essay and it was 11:58 and then it was too many characters so it wouldn't copy and paste so then I did sentence by sentence rapid fire and hit the button making it just in time. It was a rush.

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To Whoever Wrote This on Page 4 or 5:
ROTFLMAO i love you and you are hilarious!!!!!!!! I couldn't stop laughing!!!!!! The rapid fire part killed me. I am making you King of this thread. You are the epitome of its mission statement.</p>

<p>cafesimone- guilty of that thread. Seriously it is the ONLY way to send in a high stakes application. Play intense music in the background on itunes and you have one of the wildest nights ever.</p>

<p>Hm, so when the deadline is January 1st, that means everything must be submitted by 11:59PM ON January 1st, right? Not by 11:59PM December 31st...right? Argh procrastination.</p>

<p>Right it means you must submit one minute before jan 2nd(college's time of course)</p>

<p>It is so great to know I'm not the only one scurrying to send my application in...
Yesterday I was looking at the calendar and I started to panic when I realized that the 31 is TODAY!
Alas, here I am... On CC when I still have an essay to turn in by the end of the day before I go to a party! WHAT IF I HAVE TO MISS NEW YEARS EVE EVENTS? NO!
When all the application stuff is in.. I'm going to feel amazingly relaxed</p>

<p>This thread has both made me laugh and aided with my procrastination, fantastic!</p>

<p>I really should just turn my internet OFF... Aaaahhhh!!!</p>

<p>I've officially finished TWO essays for my 12 colleges. I'm so pumped!</p>

<p>I lost my mind before I could finish my essays. Literally. I hope colleges understand that I'm incapacitated and can't do anything. Maybe I'll write my essay on going crazy because of writing essays, That's clever.</p>

<p>It's 4:30 am and boy am I screwed.</p>

<p>Of course, lying to them is ill-advised. You had best find your mind as quickly as possible, perhaps it is the lost and found? We wouldn't want you to end up like Tsukasa*.</p>

<p>*List</a> of .hack characters - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</p>

<p>Nobody watches anime.</p>

<p>Then that just makes my obscure references even more obscure, and the ensuing confusion is the point of making them obscure in the first place, hmm?</p>

<p>I don't get it.</p>