<p>Helppp me. I can't sleep :(</p>
<p>Shoot 'em. Problem solved.</p>
<p>go out to your garage and sleep in your car =)</p>
<p>you have raccoons that live in your ceiling??? How did they get inside? Or are they pets?</p>
<p>Distract them with milk and cookies?</p>
<p>i suspect a copypasta</p>
<p>Maybe it’s Santa. Get to bed.</p>
<p>Sit them down and help them get to the root of their argument.</p>
<p>^What’s feminine about WaterWorks?</p>
<p>^ What’s masculine about it?</p>
<p>But on the internet, everyone is male until proven otherwise. It’s just a fact of life :/</p>
<p>rule 33, as harryjones said.</p>
<p>urbandictionary it =)</p>
<p>Get something that plays really loud music and play obnoxious pop music. Or you can get a dog whistle or the mosquito ringtone or something equally high pitched and watch them freak out.</p>
<p>Obviously you shoot them, remove the pellets, and make raccoon soup. Don’t use too much salt; raccoon meat is already salty.</p>
<p>i’ve never seen a raccoon. are they as scary as portrayed in harold and kumar?</p>
<p>Trust me it’s not raccoons, it’s your parents and they’re not fighting if you know what i mean…</p>