The Story Of A Girl Applying For College

<p>Then of course she became a lesbian and became all saggy ad nasty. she then became a prostitute but found Jesus and was saved. WEEEEEEEEEEE. then she became a nun.</p>

<p>But one day, the eyes of an old lewd monk fell on her and then...</p>

<p>she ran away and God took her to heaven with the wind. In heaven she played counter strike and football with Gabriel and Princess Diana.</p>

<p>But then her evil pimp spirit betrayed God and she was sent to a far darker place...</p>

<p>then she was given a second chance and went back to earth where she was told by the devil to do it all the way it should have been.</p>

<p>So 17 all over again, she started applying for colleges only this time she was in the creme de la creme league to students, perfect scores literally on everything she attemped to do even....................</p>

<p>though she was not asian. Or so she thought. Distraught by her new-found identity crisis, she went off in search of answers.</p>

<p>When she reached the bathroom and looked in the mirror she finally realized that she was really paris hilton.</p>

<p>She became bolimic and faught with Nichole Richie over who would get the the bus boy - who then decided to go out with Hilton's boyfriend.</p>

<p>LOL</p>

<p>then Paris Hilton came to Krnpsychopath's house and did a little dance for him. Then killed him and took all of his money which was $5.23.</p>

<p>but after an evening of beautiful romance, the b*****d filmed the climax of the night on tape. If this gets out, how will she ever get into college?!</p>

<p>edit: darn I'm late!</p>

<p>To preserve her repuation, she cast a spell on her cat to eat more tuna than the neighbours tortoise.</p>

<p>Much to her great surprise, potatoes did, in fact, have toes.</p>

<p>But when she grew them in her garden they grew much more than toes; whicch made her so attracted to her yield of potatoes.</p>

<p>after which she said a big and prolonged "EWWWW" and snapped back into reality.</p>

<p>She was a guest on Oprah the next day and talked about her very brief addiction to potatoe roots and urdged all women around America to resisit the temptation so they can be cool and famous like her.</p>

<p>Then, a black hole randomly pops up next to the sun. Assuming the solar system is within the Schwarzschild Radius, everything instantaneously disappears into the black hole, except Paris Hilton's dog, which, having its foes vanquished and lost within the fabric of time, proceeds to conquer the Universe. Meanwhile, everyone else is...</p>

<p>but then the black hole choaked on Paris Hilton and had Mrs. Black hole preform the hymlick manouver to spit her back to earth.</p>

<p>yes i know that sentence is riddled with spelling mistakes.</p>

<p>Liza landed on earth, patted herself, and decided to give up potatoes once and for all. The following weekend, a friend invited her to watch It Started with a Kiss, after which she became obsessed with Asian drama...</p>

<p>But Liza then realized that everything was a dream and she was actually in a state of subconsciousness, rapidly accelerating towards another Universe through the black hole that had engulfed her...</p>